@cluedont

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

Joined June 2010
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I hate the clocks going backwards and forwards. When I was young, we didn’t even have clocks. If we got hungry, we ate each other. We were poor, but we were happy. Good times. Not that we had time. It hadn’t been invented. We had to make our own time out of string and cholera.
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Had about 2 hours sleep, 3 hours listening to wind waiting for the window to smash and 4 hours wondering who made Captain Caveman a captain.
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Don't really care how stoned you are mate. Just want some nice bread.
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Juventus unveil Woltemade to the fans
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Jazz Memes
@JazzMemesSep 1
“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
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I just referred to the start of a meeting as an 'agenda reveal party' before immediately logging off and handing in my notice.
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Gonna start calling this Leak Ontario.
Pop Base
@PopBaseAug 27
Donald Trump has signed an executive order to change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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'Sweat like a butterfly, sweat like a bee' - Muhumid Ali
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When is this rain going to end?
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Andy Ryan@ItsAndyRyanAug 18
Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.
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'Maserati 3200, talk to me'
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Is it worth pointing out that Laurence Fox got less votes than a man dressed as a bin? Of course it is.
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My favourite bit was when the moon was in front of the sun.
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That's one slow moon.
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Thoughts are with the inside of that catering truck at this difficult time.
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Gizmo Memes
@GizmoMemesAug 7
Like father, like son 😎🤣
🤖 Made with AI
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Peak artificial intelligence
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Just experienced one of those rare moments when a wasp attacks you whilst you're holding a bunch of celery.
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Rippy.
Daily Mail
@DailyMailJul 27
Voice of Rainbow's Zippy dead aged 78: Puppeteer Ronnie Le Drew passes away following a short illness trib.al/woBLUqj

Voice of Rainbow's Zippy, Ronnie Le Drew, dead aged 78

Children's TV star Ronnie Le Drew, the puppeteer behind iconic Rainbow star Zippy has died at the age of 78. 

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