Principal at Ashandelle. I’m ‘clussman’ everywhere, including where the skies are blue.

Austin, TX
Joined March 2008
For one brief moment, the cat didn’t care about the dog and the dog didn’t care about the cat. @darth – at Texas, USA
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Rep Neguse talking to the press the way Democrats should talk to the feckless media. He handled that question spectacularly.
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In honor of my win today, I’m going to give away $500 during my Sunday @CoinPoker_OFF stream tomorrow ($100 x 5)!❤️ To enter the giveaway: 1. Sign up for the $2,000 PokerCoaching Freeroll: pokercoaching.com/freeroll!🔥 2. RT this post❤️ 3. Comment your CoinPoker SN below😊
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Wife bought a @PokerGO subscription so we could watch the main event coverage. Youtube was fine, but all I get on Pokergo is the spinning wheel of death and what looks like 320x180 resolution.
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The issue is that I'm trying to skip the two hours that I already watched on Youtube and it doesn't seem to be able to do that. Pretty disappointed.
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Tried Firefox, Safari, and Chrome on my MacBook. Might need a refund on this annual subscription.
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Made aces full twice in the #WSOP day 1C, and that’s how I almost busted on day one. How it started / how it’s going
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This poor guy and the thread with @RealKidPoker was living in my head during the boat vs straight flush hand. Came back from fumes to finish the day with 75K in chips.
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Cool new @webflow features announced today but still no sane publishing workflows for non-Enterprise clients. We migrated from WPEngine where even basic/essentials plans could use Git. Branching and version control are core requirements for Webflow's target customers.
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Replying to @otter_ai
@otter_ai you billed us without permission, warning or notification. We removed the extra accounts and opened a support ticket last Wednesday and have not gotten a response. Looking at your feed, we're not alone. You have a $50M Series B and you don't answer tickets?
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@otter_ai we're up to nine days now with no response to the ticket we opened or the tweet above that I posted at the beginning of the week.
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At this point, @otter_ai, we're going to ask the credit card company to reverse the illicit charge and we have to consider reporting fraudulent business practices to the FTC. reportfraud.ftc.gov/
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Eat the rich. Especially the billionaires. Especially Elon Musk.
At risk of stating the obvious, anyone advocating the genocide of *any* group will be suspended from this platform
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Heya mutuals, I have a couple of passes to a place where the sky is blue. DM me if you want one.
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It’s a chill, positive vibe. No dickheads allowed. Even I’m behaving, and that’s easy because everyone is so chill and, you know, positive.
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Every voting American should read this overview of Project 2025. It’s some scary shit. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proj…
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Congrats to Sag-Aftra union and members!
THE #SagAftraStrike IS OVER. 🧵 Thread below.
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In addition to delivering exceptional, free religious reproductive healthcare, TST Health's 1st clinic recognized with John Oliver's "Best 'Your Mom' Joke" award We're honored by the award and thankful for the recognition of our work. To become a patient: tsthealth.org
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Here is my ineffectual position-taking on Israel. slowboring.com/p/israels-two…
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The director of the New York office of the UN’s human rights agency has resigned. “We are seeing a genocide unfolding before our eyes, and the Organization that we serve appears powerless to stop it,” he wrote in a letter. nyti.ms/49hdrDp
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This is the wrong way to think of this. Instead, anytime you're two minutes late to a meeting, "Sorry, Zoom was updating." (Note to people I zoom with on here: I don't actually do this, of course!)
Once again I would like to remind everyone that the product manager at Zoom who decided that users should be forced to update before joining a meeting should be fired. I am now 2 minutes late
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Chat Clussman retweeted
Death by JavaScript 💀 A terrifyingly good photo gallery crafted using View Transitions + Astro by @addyosmani @charca 🧙‍♂️
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