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USA
Joined February 2009
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Replying to @PiotrKarczmarz
@PiotrKarczmarz can you please tell me the license cost for ContextKeeper? I don't see pricing on the contextkeeper.io thank you!
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Replying to @DanPaget
@DanPaget good luck tonight to you and the vikings tonight. We are hungry for a bounce back win after leaving that ugly turd with the browns last weekend. :)
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Outstanding!!!
This is a weird feeling as I’ve dedicated my career to sharing others’ achievements but I’m gonna to take a moment to celebrate myself. I’ve been promoted to Vice President of Developer Community at Microsoft!
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don't follow baseball much anymore... but I'd go to a game to watch this guy :) reddit.com/r/nextfuckingleve…
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Celtics fans... I'm sorry :( I mean, I'm not a fan, but I was hyped for the game. This... this was not what I expected.
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out of all the possibilities, it is definitely aliens
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LOL
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I'm so over tipping 'culture' in this country. Tossing my order at me at Crumbl because I did not tip BEFORE RECEIVING THE DAMN PRODUCT, Subway, Jersey Mikes, it's everywhere, and I'm just done. The company can pay these people instead of customers subsidizing wages right?
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This is just awesome... good job 1971 :)
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Yeah it's over the top but it has been so long... and the editing is pretty sick. tiktok.com/@49productions/vi…
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holy wataf? this guy is fixing to murder people and needs an intervention
I saw this video on TikTok. It’s terrifying. You know that man is going to hurt someone, probably some day soon and they won’t do anything until he does.
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This is an excellent article, everyone should give it a read.
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Less about inflation, more about greed:
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Replying to @dominos
@dominos you have a problem at my local store, and I'd like to give you an opportunity to resolve it. The store is absolutely NOT handling it.
I usually respond with "I work up with a strange cough today" Its funny how they always recoil and abort their attempt to get in my business
Stranger at Trader Joe's: "Why are you wearing a mask, we don't have to anymore!" Me: "I woke up with a runny nose and scratchy throat, would you like me to take it off for you?"
from someone who actually knows what he is talking about :)
Putin's announced mobilization of 300,000 "reservists" was jaw-dropping to me this morning, but not for the reason some might suspect. Why? Because know how Russian soldiers are trained, in basic training & in their units. A brief 🧵 on some fun facts. 1/
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