Das war längst überfällig. 😌

Okay. @amazonDE will mir bei #amazonprime nun noch 3 € mtl. extra abpressen, damit ich mit #amazonprimevideo keine Werbung sehe. Ohne die es bisher auch ging. Zur Finanzierung von Live-Sport. Der mir egal ist. Dazu viel Irrelevantes mitzuzahlen. Kapiert, Ihr hasst mich. #binRaus

Hooray @spotify is back. The silence began hurting my ears #SpotifyUp

Kicking off the first tweets for the awesome @foobar_agency this week. Tune in to see who we are and how we roll! 🤘

I feel like @SlackHQ negates my good wishes for the New Year 😅

😲 Wait, what? It’s #Friday today?! 🧐 🤦‍♂️The entire day I thought it’s only Thursday! 🥳😹 I just realized…. Best surprise ever! Thanks, #stupidMe! 🤩🎺🎶🕺

We're always working hard on client projects (not in picture). 🔫🤪

Hey @Twitter, can we have a round preview of how a profile pic gets clipped, pls? I'd find it very comfy to adjust my photo perfectly on first attempt, instead of trying 5 times until happy. And it's a low-hanging fruit 😍 I just helped myself w/ @ChromeDevTools 😉

If the space-time continuum collapses within the next minutes, it's because I ordered a dish with "chicken meat, vegetarian". Just so you know.

But never mind! At least they DID have some code at all. It could be worse 😂 Like a screen with fancy 3D objects the hacker has to put together 🙈 This shows some bad and some good examples of hacking scenes: youtu.be/SZQz9tkEHIg The one from NCIS kills it 🤣