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South African🇿🇦. Not surprised anymore.

Joined August 2009
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20 years ago, nobody cared about moving to Cape Town. It was called Slaapstad. It was a holiday destination and a varsity for the rich kids from Joburg. The mountain isn't new. Foreigners enjoying wine isn't new. Europeans have always had more money than us. But you know what did happen in the past decade? JHB collapsed. The result? Semigration on a grand scale. It's not the only reason why CPT house prices are high, but I absolutely believe it's the main reason. Put differently, a bunch of digital nomads fighting over apartments in Sea Point isn't the reason why families with average income can't afford to live in Milnerton. So yes, it would be FANTASTIC to see Joburg come right. Nothing would make me happier.
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Hello Darren 👋 - Proteas beat IND 2-0 away - Proteas beat AUS 2-1 at home You can hold that you crybaby!! #CricketTwitter #SAvAUS
Replying to @wutube
The only problem is they wouldn’t beat any of the top 3 👍@abcsport
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Proteas vs Australia > Ashes Be mad. I don’t care.
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I watch every single Springbok match. Still grit my teeth through United games. I follow golf somewhere most weekends. Grand Slam tennis is always on. SA20 and IPL. Olympics, Comrades, even the SuperBowl. But nothing - absolutely nothing - comes close to watching Test cricket.
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I knew Leinster were judged by a separate set of rules ever since the below incident, where the referee panel & Irish commentators talked themselves into how not to give an obvious card. Some even blamed KLA. #URC
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Throwback to when Punter called Jacques Kallis - 51 today - the greatest cricketer ever 🐐
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This is the problem with stupid TMO interventions. When he calls a frivolous infringement the referee can't hang him out to dry and meets him halfway by saying "just a penalty". Everyone's now supposed to be happy. But if you think the Hooker tackle was a penalty you're an idiot.
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Is this a penalty?
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Matthew Breetzke earlier this year: “I had a brief with Patrick Maroney on my future with the Proteas and it was basically that for the foreseeable future, they don't see me in the T20 and Test side because there are batters ahead of me,” "With regard to the One Day side, he basically said my spot is not secured." WOW. Wonder if Patty has changed his mind?
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You know when AB posted that tweet, the game was already over 😂🔥 The Proteas v Australia tour gets under way from the 24th of September with 3 ODI's 🏏 #SSCricket #SAvAUS
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The Australians poked the wrong bear @ABdeVilliers17 😅
You know when AB posted that tweet, the game was already over 😂🔥 The Proteas v Australia tour gets under way from the 24th of September with 3 ODI's 🏏 #SSCricket #SAvAUS
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We are really not serious people here😂🤣😂 @Fly_Airlink
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In conclusion, Manie Libbok owns the All Blacks. He knows how to beat them. Our best flyhalf by a country mile. #RSAvNZL
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I may be wrong but I think our problem is an aging squad. Very few of the 2019 and 2023 are still fresh, I suspect it will be our downfall next year, much like NZ leading up to 2019. We need to integrate the youngins soon otherwise we will not watching Chasing the Sun 3 😔
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Perfect time to remind haters that our two best wins against the All Blacks before tonight’s game had Manie Libbok at the wheel. HE is our general. 🔥 #RSAvNZL
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There’s absolutely nothing normal about that Libbok pass to Kriel before the try. Spinning and passing in reverse? 😂🔥 THIS is our general. #RSAvNZL
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Walking around?
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Be as loud in your praise as your were in your criticism.
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Mom walks into Room. When she leaves
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