Colbi

Mother’s Day is hard when your mom would rather be a mom to someone else, while you do all the heavy lifting to make your mom’s life better

Coming back to twitter (I refuse to call it whatever it is now) because it’s the only “safe” space I have to vent and even then it probably isn’t “safe”

To the diva who was blasting No Broke Boys at 6 am while driving through my small ass town as I left for yoga, I hope you have a blessed day, your pillow is always cool, and no broke boys ever hit your line again 🩷

Some men will like your Instagram pics, others will help you shoot them, choose wisely

I love how everyone working at the @WynnLasVegas, no matter howseems to genuinely love their job

Just casually walked past @diplo in Vegas lololol

I thought my body was ready for edc, it was not

The number of Diddy totems at EDC was WEIRD! Very not plur of you, very much not cutesy, very weird and off putting, it’s giving stay away from that dude.

The thing about @EDC_LasVegas is that, the best sets are usually the ones you didn’t even plan to go to

Putting the high in fashion