first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian” WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE

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sarah · Nov 3, 2026 · 5:26 PM UTC

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sarah@mrsboournsNov 3

Going straight from my polling place to CVS to get my covid vaccine tonight

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👨🏾‍💻 · Nov 3, 2026 · 3:02 PM UTC

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👨🏾‍💻@soIodownNov 3

I went to wear my red nike crewneck to work and froze. #wrongday

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gromit · Nov 3, 2026 · 4:28 AM UTC

gromit@coldjortsNov 3

genuinely how it feels dating nowadays

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Carson Pace · Nov 1, 2026 · 1:41 PM UTC

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Carson Pace@CarsondaoboysNov 1

Horny ass detective: just let me crack this case 😂😂😂

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domi🇷🇴 · Nov 1, 2026 · 9:00 AM UTC

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domi🇷🇴@domigrubNov 1

taking a shit at someone else’s house

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Hustlanani · Oct 31, 2026 · 9:14 PM UTC

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Hustlanani@hustlananiOct 31

One thing I know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38

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Phil “Jett” Lakey · Oct 31, 2026 · 1:23 AM UTC

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Phil “Jett” Lakey@PhilLakey37Oct 31

At a house party

Image from Phil “Jett” Lakey (@PhilLakey37)

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j! · Oct 31, 2026 · 4:01 PM UTC

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j!@astrralsOct 31

fatass kids knocking on my door to trick or treat at 11am you couldn’t wait till later

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wendell sandico · Oct 31, 2026 · 12:29 AM UTC

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wendell sandico@wendellsandicoOct 31

in toronto we have a coffee chain called ballsacks and we just have to pretend it's not called that

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mar 🕷️ · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:32 AM UTC

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mar 🕷️@chenfordszaynOct 30

Let’s ask the love of our life to leave and then get upset when they do with mama

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virie · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:12 AM UTC

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virie@plasticpakoraOct 30

theo in the background of the buddie fight

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mini ✿ · Oct 29, 2026 · 11:59 AM UTC

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mini ✿@whminisnOct 29

🏠💬

@frombndOct 29

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