You'll want to thank Vaike now because I'm about to knock your diabetes insulated socks off with this bedtime story. Are you Eating Candy Without ME? Narrated by the dulcet tones of Honey River Gaius. "Okay, it's time to talk. We've been thinking about this quite a lot."

frederick · Sep 7, 2023 · 3:31 AM UTC

frederick@coldlieutenant7 Sep 2023

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frederick · Sep 6, 2023 · 9:09 PM UTC

frederick@coldlieutenant6 Sep 2023

Do not do that ever again, Vaike.

Vaike@AbsoluteRadMe_6 Sep 2023

Lil smooch on the forehead, tucks him in Nini

frederick · Sep 6, 2023 · 2:18 AM UTC

frederick@coldlieutenant6 Sep 2023

Goodnight.

frederick · Sep 6, 2023 · 12:55 AM UTC

frederick@coldlieutenant6 Sep 2023

Good evening.

frederick · Mar 14, 2023 · 3:10 AM UTC

frederick@coldlieutenant14 Mar 2023

Ahem. I believe I have finally done it. I have handcrafted a "meme" that will ACTUALLY inspire you all to get moving and do your chores. Without further ado..

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frederick · Feb 24, 2023 · 12:32 AM UTC

frederick@coldlieutenant24 Feb 2023

( wiping his forehead sweat away with a handkerchief ) Just where did I go wrong.. was my research suboptimal? What went awry? How could I have failed so miserably.. ( clutching his homemade meme so hard the paper wrinkles ) I don't understand.. was the cat not "eepy" enough?

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frederick · Feb 24, 2023 · 12:32 AM UTC

frederick@coldlieutenant24 Feb 2023

Perhaps if he were more "boinky.." ( slamming his fist against his desk ) I must make the perfect "meme" to encourage everyone to do their chores. I cannot give up now, not after one bump in the road. This is a learning experience, Frederick..