Music, book, science, sport and animal loving idiot living in Sussex. I'm fairly normal and have hair, teeth, skin and internal organs. Some are my own.

Lindfield, Sussex, England
Joined January 2009
Love #gonefishing. Most beautiful show on TV. But the loss of Ted has really done me in 😢
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An oldie but a goodie. In 1968 a bunch of entitled hippy bastards sent a letter detailing their specious demands to the Warden and Fellows of Wadham College, Oxford. This was their letter of reply, which speaks to how far the academy has since fallen.
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Daniel Sturidge attempting the world record for saying “For me” on #SkySports here
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Some good stuff here.
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You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. / S03E05 The Library #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism
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Well, that was the funniest #popmaster for a while.
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On this day in 1977, David Bowie released one of the greatest songs ever recorded - "Heroes"
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Why are actors so unable to act drinking a cup of coffee? They collect a brand new cup and upend it entirely to take a sip. How hard can it be?
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Bring me my bow of burning gold; Bring me my arrows of desire: Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire!
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WoW 🎸🫶
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This everything except the very middle of the screen being fuzzy in #Ludwig is driving me mad!
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It's been said to death at this point, but genuinely how the fuck was this exactly 48 months before Revolver
22 August 1962. The Beatles were filmed for the 1st time by Granada TV at the original Cavern Club in Liverpool. The filming occurred just a week after Pete Best was sacked from the group. This is the only film of The Beatles at the Cavern Club.
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Oh great! Alan f*cking Smith.
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I definitely think we should have more of this in our lives. Motor chariot racing held at Crystal Palace in 1925 I think this football ground is The Nest ( the team moved from there in 1924 to Selhurst Park. ) If you think differently please let me know. #SelhurstPark #TheNest #SouthLondon #FootballHistory #1920s #CrystalPalace
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Eclipse!
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Morning walks in Sussex…
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Have you got a copy of Fly Fishing by Jason Arday?
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Please look at the replies, fucking golden 🤣🤣🤣🤣
New liverpool away shirt has arrived! @LFC @LFCRetail
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