🐸💙Alice💙🐸

I don't drive, but if I did...

Every fucking time. Half full fries. @McDonalds sucks so much.

Lol fake Billy Corgan from Africa followed me 😂 @Billy

Why is @XfinitySupport @comcast trash? Internet has been out for days. When you call you just get in a carousel of stupid fucking AI chatbots. If you do manage to get a human, they don't do shit. Thanks for the most vague non-answer possible.

Ewww, @tim_cook going to China with Trump. He bent the knee to the orange blob, and can't get back up. Glad I returned the Macbook Pro I bought. Apple is complicit in Cook's actions.

Just finished watching Project Hail Mary. What a fucking cool movie. Emotional roller coaster.

The only time "86ed" has been used in a mob movie. In reference to Joe Pesci's character being thrown out of the casino, in the movie Casino.

When did Taco Bell become such a rip off? lol, who is paying $10 for this shit, when you can get an arguably better bowl from Chipotle or Qdoba for around the same price. lol, TB y'all suck now.

Wow, so much #WINNING /s

Who the fuck made these stickers???? I found them today on a table at Tim Horton's in Ann Arbor. They are so fucking cool. I want more😂

Trump's checklist to distract people from Epstein... ✅Tariffs ✅Send the National Guard to cities ✅Deport anyone brown ✅Demonize the trans community ✅Kill Charlie Kirk ✅Gov shutdown ✅Fuck over the ACA ✅Destroy the Eastwing ✅Rename the Kennedy Center ✅Attack Venezuela

Made a magat delete his X. Love it when they think they're anonymous and then you Google their username and it comes back with all kinds of personal info, and you post a picture of their fat ugly face and they freak out. Lol

Lol, who made this😂

Does @Microsoft @Xbox @satyanadella @BillGates really condone this shit? Not saying anything, actually says a lot.

This is exactly why @McDonalds and most fast food fucking sucks now. Lucky to get half of what you even order. Thanks for half the order of fries.

Lol, who made this?