THELONIOUS SLUMPT retweeted
MAYBE MOOKIE CAN ONLY HIT WHEN HE KNOWS WHAT PITCH IS COMING #ITFDB
People in LA: fuck trump, a dark day in US history, we must mobilize / Also people in LA: oh shit it's raining nm *postmates ramen*
Common thoughts of the modern man: 1. why am I here 2. why was I chosen to experience life 3. am I daddy
I have an extra ticket to see ELO and can't get rid of it. Srsly reevaluating the people I've chosen to become friends with...
Jose Calderon--your move Golden State. @LakersOutsiders










