the colonel’s little brother ♂+♂//24//boy//lads au stuff//proship: minors+antis dni//shotacon//i really like birds//nolite te bastardes carborundorum
colonel xia’s quarters
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hi hi welcome ! i’m spade and i’m bad at intros, but i hope we can be friends !
i draw and write for a lads au i made called the chip!au, short for “the-chip-that-makes-him-worse” (working title). it’s pretty much all i do.
here’s a thread with all my art + writings + strawpage
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🍁The Prodigal Spade🍁 retweeted
bird of the day 47: alpine pipit
(anthus gutturalis)
> found in: Indonesia (endemic)
> habitat: high-elevation grasslands
> eats: insects and other small invertebrates
> status: least concern
photo by Nigel Voaden
📸: inaturalist.org/observations…
colonel caleb sticking his finger in the bullet hole in spade’s leg to watch him squirm and whimper send tweet
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every once in a while i think “i miss getting drawing gimmicks, i should make those available again” but then i remember i rarely got any near the end and the ones i did were just hateful messages so i don’t.
my envy of those who get sweet gimmicks is immeasurable lol
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ah ha oh no mc ➖👄➖
im unconscious➖👄➖
i hope you don’t do anything to me while im unconscious ➖👄👁️
that would be just awful ➖👄➖
i wanna ramble about lucius and spade but thinking about them makes me feel sick at times lol
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years later. lucius had thought the explosion had finally severed the cord between those two but no, the lame mutt found its way back to its litter mate somehow beyond all comprehension.
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