1914. The beginning and the birth of pain... Degen pimp
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ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
HyperHaul is a living pirate sea on Elysium. Fish, sail, fight and build your fleet.
The waitlist is open:
🏆 $3,000 for the top 100 on the leaderboard (1st gets $300)
🎟️ NFT whitelist for the top 300
🪙 A numbered Founding Captain badge in the game for everyone on the list
Points for joining, for every task and for every friend you bring.
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ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
“I know the kind of people I'm dealing with. People should ask why Governors defected to APC and I stood my ground. President Bola Tinubu's administration tried to blackmail me as well" - Governor Seyi Makinde reveals
ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
My Age Roadmap.
Account age can't be generated. It can only be accumulated. My Age turns it into an on-chain identity layer for TON, and $AGE is the token that captures its value.
Genesis. 36 hours. Done. 340,000+ players, 155,000+ X accounts linked, 48577 creator channels. $AGE is minted on TON with mint authority revoked: the supply is fixed at 10,000,000,000 and can never grow.
TGE. November. Done. The whitelist closes on 15.11 and prizes go out. $AGE is distributed from the community pool on 20.11. $AGE lists on TON on 23.11. The Pass goes to holders wallets on 22.11.
Value. December. 30% of all platform revenue buys $AGE on the market every week: Stars payments, the Pass, partner campaigns, ads, API and launchpad fees. Half of every buyback is burned on-chain, the other half goes to $AGE stakers in the Vault. Liquidity is locked. Team tokens are locked for 12 months and unlock monthly after that.
Transparency. Every project wallet is public. Each buyback and burn is posted here with its transaction, a live counter in the app tracks the supply, and a monthly report shows revenue, buybacks, burns and payouts.
Utility. December. $AGE becomes the currency inside My Age: spins, Vault boosts, battle entries, channel promotion and premium features are paid in AGE, and part of every payment is burned. Community tokens left unclaimed are burned when the claim window closes.
Vault 2.0. December. Stake $AGE for 30, 90 or 180 days. Longer locks and older accounts get higher multipliers. Rewards come from buybacks, not from new tokens.
Age Score 2.0. December. The score reads more signals: X reach, TON wallet age and on-chain history. An AI model flags bot farms before rewards go out.
Web platform. December. myageapp.xyz becomes the full platform: sign in with Telegram, X or a TON wallet, public Age profiles, shareable Age cards, global leaderboards and creator channels open to the whole web.
Mobile. December. My Age for iOS and Android.
Proof of Age. January. Account age becomes an on-chain credential: a soulbound Age ID on TON that grows older with you. Sign in with My Age, an API and an SDK let any TON project filter bots and rank users by real age. Access fees are paid in $AGE and go into buybacks.
Launchpad. January. Partner projects launch through My Age with allocations weighted by account age: the older the account, the bigger the share. Partner airdrops go to verified My Age users only.
Creators. January. Channels earn $AGE from views, tips and paid posts. Promotion slots are sold at auction in AGE, and part of every bid is burned.
Extension. Q2 2027. A browser extension shows the real age of every account in your X feed. Bots become visible.
Network. Q1 2027. Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Discord and GitHub join Telegram and X: one digital age across every account. Holders vote on the burn rate, Vault rewards and new partners. 15 languages. Listings on centralized exchanges.
ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
VOTE PETER OBI FOR PRESIDENT 2027, A new Nigeria 🇳🇬 is POssible LETS KICK TINUBU OUT OF ASO ROCK
Inec
VDM
Very Dark Man
ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
Stop idolizing politicians. They’re our employees, and when they don’t do their jobs, we need to fucking fire them.
ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
Reflecting on life and the sorrow of losing a beloved one.
This morning, I attended the commendation service for my dear brother, Chief Okey Ezibe. He was a good man who sincerely cared about others, supported people during times of need, and freely devoted himself to improving the lives of those around him. His death is a painful reminder of our shared responsibility to one another through kindness, love, and service.
As I reflected on his life and the sorrow of losing someone so dear, my thoughts returned to my visit yesterday to Yelewata in Benue State, where more than 270 Nigerians were reportedly killed in a single night.
I found myself contemplating the unimaginable suffering of the families left behind: husbands mourning their wives, wives mourning their husbands, parents grieving the loss of their children, and children left without parents. I thought of homes suddenly deprived of the people who gave them purpose, families whose lives have been irrevocably changed, and communities struggling to grasp the scale of their loss.
If the death of one person who meant so much to us can leave us overcome with grief, what must families endure when several loved ones are taken from them in one night? What does it mean for an entire community to lose more than 270 of its members?
That is why we must never permit ourselves to become desensitised to tragedy. The loss of human life must never be reduced to a statistic, nor should the suffering of our fellow citizens become something we merely read about, briefly acknowledge with sympathy, and then leave behind.
Every Nigerian life has value. Each life taken represents a devastated family, a future cut short, and a nation made poorer. We must create a country in which safeguarding human life is not only a constitutional obligation but also a fundamental standard by which governance and leadership are judged.
May the soul of my dear brother, Chief Okey Ezibe, and the souls of all those who perished in Yelewata rest in perfect peace. May God give their families the strength and consolation to endure a loss that no family should ever be forced to bear.
A nation must never lose the ability to feel the suffering of its people. -PO
ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
“There is no APC or Ruling Party Police Force, No ruling party SSS, DSS, No ruling party army.
All institutions belong to the people of Nigeria”
- Senator Henry Seriake Dickson
ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
This is the energy I'm alive for.
Rig & Die is fully activated.
Oh Peter Obi, I wasn't familiar with your game o.
@inecnigeria RIG AND DIE.
@officialABAT RIG AND DIE.
@OfficialAPCNg RIG AND DIE.
ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
Just imagine 🔥
converting a portion of the fees generated from the Octos hybrid GameFi platform into Stock and distributing them as rewards.
This is the evolution from @RobinhoodCrypto StockMeme to StockGameFI.
I just claimed my @elythoria Early Access Pass #00321
Get yours before launch 👇
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Early access for @elythoria is open. Claim your pass before it's gone.
Join with my link 👇
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ColonialMole1 $TOR retweeted
Octos Campaign Open 🔥🔥
Join: t.me/octos_dao_miniapp_bot
Launched the product for initial participation in the Gaming hybrid platform Octos
Following the roadmap, rewards will be distributed to the community in December
More Friend Invites – In-App Game Participation – Social Participation = OG
My Telegram is 3 years old. Older than 44% of all accounts.
My Age pays $AGE and $GRAM for old accounts. Check yours: myageapp.xyz/r/6446802146-MV…
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where did it come from? type anything and watch the github repos it forked from grow.
my invite: forks.wiki/r/colonialmole1
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