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claire de lune

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idk i like linguistics and speedrunning | Worldโ€™s Youngest Myst Fan | classical social democrat | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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i went to septimus signusโ€™s outpost and all i got was this lousy oghma infinium
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I respect all religions equally which is not at all
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western civilization is kind of an oxymoron but the rest of the world was mapping the stars, exploring mathematics and creating trade empires. A knights suit of armor is an engineering marvel in the same sense a machine gun is; A product of a sad hyper violent society
Samantha (@Samanth09611221) profile pictureSamantha
@Samanth09611221Nov 12
A masterpiece of medieval engineering, crafted to protect every detail!
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all men having different shapes of faces, noses, a lot of wrinkles all women having the same heart-shaped face, button nose and full lips aight ๐Ÿซฉ
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 12
New trailer for โ€˜RAY GUNNโ€™, directed by Brad Bird (โ€˜The Incrediblesโ€™). The film follows a private detective who is drawn into a case involving aliens & murder in the alternate futuristic city Metropia. Releasing December 18 on Netflix.
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Orchel facesitting and your head gets crushed into red and pink paste
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margaret@mags_mclaugh14h
Hey why did you fast track a bunch of Trump judicial appointments LITERALLY TODAY.
Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) profile pictureChuck Schumer
@SenSchumer16h
I welcome any discussion about the future of our caucus and the important work ahead. Iโ€™m proud of what weโ€™ve accomplished togetherโ€”55 seats and counting is an amazing resultโ€”and I have the votes to continue serving as Democratic Leader. I look forward to leading our new Democratic majority and delivering for the American people.
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Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) profile pictureChuck Schumer
@SenSchumer16h
I welcome any discussion about the future of our caucus and the important work ahead. Iโ€™m proud of what weโ€™ve accomplished togetherโ€”55 seats and counting is an amazing resultโ€”and I have the votes to continue serving as Democratic Leader. I look forward to leading our new Democratic majority and delivering for the American people.
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The two background characters from season 2 that become extremely important in season 6
rokhannacycle (@rokhannacycle) profile picturerokhannacycle
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I wonder what happened to these guys?
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Mario is trying sooo hard to be like her
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BigCheese (@BigCheese) profile pictureBigCheese
@BigCheeseNov 12
โ€ฆAM I LOOKING AT THIS RIGHT?
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Giga
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peyton ๐ŸŽƒ@whozgrimezNov 12
"atheists only criticize MY religion" -- literally every single religious person on earth
Reggie Saxx (@ReggiSaxx) profile pictureReggie Saxx@ReggiSaxxNov 12
notice how these anti religion white leftists always always always focus on Islam and specifically Black Christians. And now theyโ€™re including Indigenous beliefs too, very kind of them. Another big coincidence, iโ€™m sure
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not a woke opinion sorry, misanthropy is trite and heavily right-coded. it's anti-human fascist shit, same ideology as thiel and the rest of the right-wing tech bros
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how it feels to tell people Iโ€™d rather save my cat than a random baby
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I know his seminar was just this
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fish marriage (@corviiid) profile picturefish marriage@corviiid17 Sep 2019
I never paid attention to the seminar descriptions but this is so fucking funny. Felix teaches you how to beat the shit out of someone with your bare fists using a method he invented himself and is demonstrably not good at
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shio@shiojuriNov 11
Olympia cooking her wife a negative 5-star meal #fefw #olyleda
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union person@CantEverDieNov 12
there was really no evidence that anti-trans attack ads like the "kamalas for they/they, trumps for you" were effective but for some reason it became the conservative and centrist common knowledge that it was THE MOST effective attack ad ever
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The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions." Why do you need to lie? And leave out?
Nida. (@themeowist) profile pictureNida.@themeowistNov 11
whenever leftists use marx's famous line, "religion is the opium of the masses," why do they so often conveniently forget what the entire passage goes like. "religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real ...+
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More Luigis Needed@LisaA311Nov 11
Why are you yelling at us when you skipped the vote
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 10
PETE HEGSETH OUT NOW.
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Whoa.
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hinds county registrars evaluating ballots:
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Annie Grayer (@AnnieGrayerCNN) profile pictureAnnie Grayer@AnnieGrayerCNNNov 11
Here are the affidavit ballot numbers announced from Hinds County, MS: Accepted: 817 Rejected: 1,609 Total: 2,426 What happens next: Hinds County will count the accepted affidavit ballots and the 67 mail in absentee ballots received
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