Andy Payne

This is the perfect example of commissioning editors signing up a TV series on the show’s title, and then post-rationalising the actual content as an after-thought @AccidentalP

May is also peak hen & stag do season. 👍🏻🤣

Look at the state of this hotel fruit salad. Pineapple’s alright. But kiwi fruit!? melons!? FFS. Where’s the strawberries, oranges, grapes, bananas, apple slices etc. you know, the stuff people actually like. What a load of shit. #fruitsalad #fail #roomservice

“Let the bodies pile high” @Conservatives - it’s not just that you’re laughing at us, it’s your total utter contempt for the people of this country you were elected to serve. #ToriesPartiedWhilePeopleDied – at York, England

It’s fair to say this week’s been emotional. I’ve been overwhelmed by the kindness and generosity of my friends @avivaplc - and also by all their kind words and good luck messages. While excited about by my new job, am SO going to miss these guys heaps. Go #teamyellow – at York, England

This would have been one of mine - from Superman III – at York, England

Your flowers were certainly looking resplendent today! @lordderamores – at York, England

Normally you can rely on the sports pages to give you some much-needed respite from the endless news cycle. But oh, wait. @BBCSport Seriously!? 😩 – at York, England

Enjoying my #Wellbeing day, thanks to @avivaplc , with a (rare) wander into York, grabbing something tasty courtesy of @brewandbrownie - & even wandered past the office, which seems a lifetime since we were last in there. #lockdown2021 – at York, England

This #NHSCOVID19app is so rubbish it can’t even get this simple bit of information right. Pretty sure we’re no longer level medium in York?? @MattHancock #TrackAndTrace #Covid19UK #fail

Please, please can we see it in the UK 🇬🇧 @AllisonBJanney @WhenWeAllVote

Starting to fill the gaps in my education. #BlackLivesMatter looking forward to the read @DavidOlusoga

Just need to make sure this is out there - as has already been removed from Twitter @10DowningStreet #sackcummimgs #BorisJohnson @UKCivilService – at York, England

Followed presumably by Cher Point, for all your advice on intranets, news and resources. – at York, England

A lovely walk spotting trees on campus, courtesy of @UniOfYork #nature #treespotting @yorksport1 – at York, England

We’ve got some very big shoes to try fill @lordderamores but we’re having a go. Afternoon lesson is design technology - aka bridge building 🚗 🌉 #backtoschool – at York, England