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A weird mix of #lufc, anti far Right politics and bemusement at the world. A lady once told me β€œtwitter would be a s**tter place without you”

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Joined February 2017
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Madeley: β€œwhy not do a go-slow instead of a strike?” Union guy: β€œbecause that’s illegal” Madeley: *silence* #gmb
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2024: Richard Tice calls for our Prime Minister Keir Starmer to be arrested for encouraging covid vaccine take up 2021: Richard Tice, "Covid vaccines need to be tweaked to accommodate new variants.. There's nothing to be worried about.. We urge people to take the vaccine"
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Is this your dad?
Totally normal to greet your wife with a firm handshake and a bro hug/back slap. Tim Walz isn't weird at all, guys 🀣🀣🀣
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Is it now mandatory for #Olympic2024 athletes to have the Olympic rings tattooed somewhere on their body?
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The #Mosque in Hartlepool that was attacked by far right thugs. Last year it gave Β£25k to the British Legion through the sale of poppies Cooked over 25k meals for people in Hartlepool who were hungry Anybody got a list of what the far right thugs have done for their communities?
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Ok @BBCNews journos I’m going to really need you to watch this 90 sec video before you write anymore headlines.
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The BBC pundits are really struggling with the name Angharad. She’s just been called Annhagrid by Mark Foster #OlympicGames #BBCOlympics
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Madeley under Tories: the Doctors don’t deserve a pay rise as they put lives at risk going on strike Madeley after 3 weeks of Labour: the new PM needs to just sort out all of these disputes and put an end to strikes #gmb
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And now a poem called By Russell Brand, which - confusingly - is actually by me.
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Madeley is simply awful. He may as well host #gmb wearing a #maga cap and a Brexit party rosette on now
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Wow! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ I wish every American could see this. Make it happen, folks!
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Kwasi Kwarteng is having a car crash on #gmb with his new gig as a political commentator. He’s sweating like a pig and constantly talking over others on the panel
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Kwasi Kwarteng is sweating like a rapist in court on #gmb
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I’m watching France vs Spain. Could someone explain to me how all the pre-match talk was about England and the same during half time?
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Right
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But Dyson said Brexit would make everything great? I don’t understand
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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ @mrhenrymorris
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Michelle Mone.
You name it, Labour will tax it.
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