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Lake Charles, LA
Joined May 2009
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Bruce Wayne crying over his parents while repeating “daddy would you like some sausage” through the sobs.
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Brian Kelly hearing the news that the Florida State job is open
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Haley Stevens isn't blonde enough to effectively monetize the grift she's attempting
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Gardner Minshew is like the McRib. He exists for just a limited amount of time. But while he's here, it's spectacular.
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SCORIGAMI!!!
TEN 36 - CIN 43 🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨 That is the 1098th unique score in NFL history, and the 3rd of the 2026 season.
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Fun Fact: The Buccaneers defense (4) caught more passes than the Buccaneers offense (0) today. They won the game.
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The Buccaneers became the first team since the 1974 Bills to finish a game with zero completions and zero passing yards. Tampa Bay won 16-0 today.
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Halftime! Penix completions to Bucs: 3 Penix completions to Falcons: 2 Mayfield completions to anyone: 0
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We are witnessing historic levels of ass
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I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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The longest serving Prime Minister in Japanese history was assassinated in broad daylight in a major tourism hub not even 5 years ago.
Cannot stress enough that this man is fundamentally stupid
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Atlanta friends dressed as Waymo self-driving cars for Halloween, and even the cops stopped to watch. One of them got stuck in a hedge. Obviously.
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Donald Trump dressed as a pedophile for Halloween.
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Nice going, everyone.
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app. A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027. Teenagers will need a parent’s sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely. Apple, Google and Amazon’s lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds. reclaimthenet.org/alabama-is…
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Found on reddit. Hilarious
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I guess my “ghosts in a blanket” get very uhhh tired in the oven 🤦‍♀️😂
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please watch this video with sound just to hear her in the first 15 seconds
Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC
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Favorite Halloween costume I’ve seen tonight: a bunch of guys in matching uniforms pretending to be an NBA team called the “Sacramento Kings”
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At least Saints Twitter is undefeated.
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Does watching 2 Catholic universities play basketball in Rome in front of the pope count as going to church?
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Evangelicals will say celebrating Halloween is evil after voting for a pedophile 3 times.
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