Ali

We had biryani for lunch at the office. When the raita came, I put a lot of it on my plate and started mixing it with my biryani. Everyone started looking at me weirdly. I didn’t know why until I tasted it and realised it wasn’t raita, it was kheer. 😭 FML

گَر دِشِ ایّام سے گھبرا کر دل نے ، تمہیں سوچا تو بہت، مگر پکارا نہیں۔

Taking my newlywed wife out for coffee right after the wedding is in my wishlist by the way

There’s no place better than a washroom to have a good cry.

Only a fool wouldn’t fall for these beauties.

Feeling sad the entire birthday month is so real.

The bare minimum decency is to give someone a short, simple closure if you don’t want to stay in touch with them anymore. That’s just basic manners. 🙏

Agree or disagree, but until an egg is in omelette form, every other form of it is just a waste.

Coming home and looking in the mirror, only to realise I’ve been walking around with such a grumpy face all day.

All my love to Allama Iqbal for dreaming of Pakistan, because without Pakistan there’d be no Iqbal Day, and without Iqbal Day, I wouldn’t be enjoying this beautiful Monday off and long weekend. 🫰

Aik baar shaadi hojaaye tou Abu bakar ko bhi peeche chor dunga.

Mujhse pehli si communication energy, mere mehboob na maang.

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If I am not replying or talking to you, please understand I am not busy. I am watching Naadaaniyaan.

Give me one reason to stay active on this app.

Heyy

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APNE PAPA KI TEESRI SHAADI DEKHNE KE BAAD APNI KHUD KI SHAADI KI BAAT KHUL KE KYUN NAHI KAR PA RAHA HAI AAMIR KHAAN KA BETA CHUNAID KHAAN ??

Told my mom I take so long to shower because shampooing my hair takes time and she goes, “Kyun tum baalon ko shampoo mein marinate krte ho kia?” 😭