Help. Just kidding. Please help

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Joined August 2024
I don't like being on the internet but somebody has to do it
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I love watching people get on the bus I’m already on. Feels like just yesterday I was boarding this bus just like you
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Tweeting is a healthy way to fire off your thoughts. If they stay in your brain they will mold and rot your psyche. Instead you can slowly destroy the minds of those who deserve it (Twitter users)
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After a certain point in your life you run out of things to say with language and prefer to communicate in birdsong or miming
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bored. thinking about how I'm about to suffer severe consequences for what I have done
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I am around here
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No more tweets until I behave
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There are things people say to you, offhandedly, that you never forget. There are things you say to people, offhandedly, that they never forget. What to make of this? Let's just kill ourselves.
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No. No I don't agree with this
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Thinking about what I want to be when I grow up. I'm thinking about becoming an astronaut. Or the president? Just throwing some ideas out there
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Green people be like Hello, I would like a Can somebody finish this tweet for me? I have a doctors appointment to attend. Thanks
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
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can you guys please stop achieving your dreams It's making me feel left out
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drafted tweet, never posted
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computer retweeted
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Mein größter Albtraum als Spongebob Fan ist es meine geliebte Freunde und Familie tot aufzufinden
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me: it smells like Updog in here!!!! Downdog: Why am I never considered. The ocean is home to millions of fascinating creatures undiscovered and yet society is still too focused on space exploration. Isn't what's Down there Far more fascinating than What's up? me: Nothing Much
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Well. It’s Saturday. All my friends are at the beach having sex with porn stars and listening to Bad Bunny and doing molly while I’m writing chapter 4 of my book.
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Humour is armour for cowards
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I hope any of this amounts to anything at all, though it probably won't. But what matters is if I had fun doing it. which I did not
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