@conniekettel

I Tweet Therefore I Am * Local Icon of Stonewall Sports Baltimore

 Baltimore, MD
Joined June 2013
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Is a boy allowed to contain multitudes anymore
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At the federal level, this simply just didn’t happen
Four Seasons Total Manscaping
@UncleScottiepooOct 25
Gays literally did this with Obama though. Gay marriage didn't happen because we refused to vote for Democrats until they gave it to us, it happened because we were loyal to them and convinced them that gay marriage was a good thing for them to support.
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Just now booking my hotel for the weekend for plans that I’ve known about for 4+ months
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This strategy has never done me wrong
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Taking PTO for the first time since April let the healing begin
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never seen a bigger recession indicator we should be terrified
GLEE
@gleeofficialOct 21
Currently gleeking out!
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Tired and extremely homophobic
Jared Shult
@jared_shultOct 20
Grindr already exists
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Getting denied for a home loan cause I listened to ignorant buffoons on Twitter who said I should have no credit history >>>>
Saad.@SaadInCyberOct 19
You don't *have* to pay interest on credit card debt the same way you don't *have* to do cocaine for the second time. In practice, majority of credit card users do pay interest just as majority of drug users do get addicted. The responsible thing to do is to avoid altogether.
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Nobody in the history of anything has thought this until a bunch of weirdos on the internet decided it was like 5-7 years ago
bia⸆⸉ | #1 florida!!! stan@staybiautifulOct 19
I thought drag shows and drag queens were all about inclusivity and making people feel good and a safe space for everybody but I guess not lol
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My mom is on vacation and I wake up to a pic of her putting a dollar in the thong of a go go boy at a gay bar
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She’s just like me fr
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You have entered new territory when old grindr hookups are requesting to connect on LinkedIn before 8:30am
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Been a min
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Boys are soooooooooo cute how can u not like them
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Billionaires are largely insane egomaniacs and somehow a few of them own poverty franchise professional sports teams who are completely ok if they’re never run well or win
Britt Ghiroli@Britt_GhiroliOct 14
The Orioles fired 16 people on the business side last week. Two days ago, this went up. That pre-tax salary pays roughly $22 an hour.
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I am statistically the second least likely to be a sodomite based on height but yet here I am
marmot
@MarmotRespecterOct 13
wow what a coincidence 6'2" is the least gay height
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There’s a fundamental misunderstanding of the power structure here and who actually has it
James🔻@GoodVibePolitikOct 13
A question: If your political organization elects a member in your ranks to an official role such as, for example, mayor, and then the official refuses to meet baseline demands given by his local and the national leadership of that organization, have you actually built any power?
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Mamdani is the leader of the organization, not his critics from the furthest left of the organization. He directs them, not the other way around.
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Office is out of Diet Coke, should I jump?
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The fuck I do, Mx. Frog
Tequila Redbull@conniekettel16 Dec 2025
Mx. Frog really going for the jugular today huh
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Why are hot dancers always just slightly chopped in the face
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