@connieldf

24 ✨ Oxford ✨ she/her

Joined August 2014
connie retweeted
"Is your cat friendly enough to pet?" I don't know, man. Are you pure of heart and strong of spirit? Because we can find out.
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connie retweeted
doesnt really matter if she drops music i dont care for cus i heard this at 7 and immediately swore a blood oath. im in this cult for life open.spotify.com/track/7DjCR…
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connie retweeted
the truth is. I really dont believe in/want to make any strong effort in my dating life whatsoever. I just want it to miraculously happen in the way it’s supposed to
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my coworker snapped at me for trying to make small talk
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connie retweeted
this is how clocking out of work and having the next day off feels
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connie retweeted
the best thing about cats truly isn't that they're cuddly and playful and adorable... it's that they're weird. they're so weird. you will laugh 90% more with a cat in your house because they're always inventing new ways to be bizarre
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everyone thinks that their cat is the cutest cat in the world and you’re actually all correct.
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imagine having a bad day and you have celiac. so it’s like yeah i’m having a bad fucking day and my bread is made of rice and sawdust too
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I was going to do some really amazing and life changing things today but my cat is laying on me so
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The guys liking me on Hinge don’t understand me at all
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connie retweeted
evil again.
not evil anymore i want to be loved now.
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connie retweeted
Typically i show signs of psychosis
How do u know u like someone??
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me singing Wi$h Li$t at the top of my lungs as if i'm not The Bolter
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Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe
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connie retweeted
this album is for the girls who got sharpest tool the first time 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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She’s sooo me fr
Dua is currently having her third birthday cake and her bday is not til next week 😭
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the thought of getting new lyrics has me gnawing on the bars of my enclosure
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Why do people wait til the New Year to cut ppl off? Fuck you… right now on August 2nd
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you’re laughing. ozzy osbourne was just reincarnated as trisha paytas’ son aquaman and you’re laughing.
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