@conor_brn

I’m not a connoisseur, I’m monolingual and absurd

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Joined January 2023
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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Well well well check out @tomjc09 rubbing shoulders with the stars
halseyfan.com@halseysegoOct 21
Halsey and Avan Jogia out in Los Angeles on July 28th
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11 years ago today I recorded a cover of the Arthur theme song. Enjoy it in all its horrific glory
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Went here and everybody said they could smell you
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YA DON’T NEED YOUR SLIPKNOT MAAAASK
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All jokes aside this might be the only thing that could get me to watch a Bond film
DiscussingFish@DiscussingF1sh_Oct 22
Lewis Saunderson is reportedly in final talks to be cast as the next James Bond. An official announcement is expected tomorrow. (Source: @DEADLINE)
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10 years ago today, Jamie T at Sheffield Academy
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Beige@BeigerevengeOct 20
Anything in this? 🤔
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Take it down on the chest and put it in off the bar
Curiosity
@MAstronomersMar 23
What would you do in this situation?
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Joyce Manor walked onstage to this the other week, baller move
bearwiitch
@bearwiitchOct 18
the goosebumps theme still slaps
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Some bloke just burst into the office extravagantly and showed us with great enthusiasm how to hang a door. Now that’s how you make an entrance
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I’ve invented a form of payment for people who don’t want to leave a digital footprint, it’s called tiptoecurrency
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jonotin@jonotinnOct 16
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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Fella next to me on the train just very indiscreetly opened his banking app and had £113k in his current account whilst I sit here wearing a burlap sack, drinking from a jug that says XXX on it, having just been shoo’d away from the front of a local shop with a sweeping brush
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It would appear somebody is giving my phone number out on a swinging website, I would be quite annoyed at this but there’s just something about that good old fashioned type of fuckery that I can’t help but respect
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I never get tired of reading this passage from John Cooper Clarke's memoir "I Wanna Be Yours” about the time he performed at the Cambridge Folk Festival alongside #Donovan
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On a serious note though really enjoying the new album so far - but I couldn’t fucking make it the whole way through One Man
conor@conor_brnOct 16
Listening to Marianne by Fontaines and can’t unhear the chorus of Shotgun by George Ezra
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Listening to Marianne by Fontaines and can’t unhear the chorus of Shotgun by George Ezra
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The New Inn in Bridlington has karaoke all day, every day. Truly glorious
Callum🗿@CaliJ98Oct 16
Boozer in Burnley once was doing karaoke at 3pm on a Friday
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