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Joined December 2023
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𝕷𝖔𝖘 𝕬𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘' 𝖋𝖆𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑𝖘 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 𝖇𝖞 𝖉𝖆𝖞 ...𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖔𝖚𝖑 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝖇𝖞 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙.ᐟ ─────── ⋆⋅𖤐⋅⋆ ─────── ✯ ¹⁸⁺ ᴍᴅɴɪ ✯ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ✯ #ocrp • #mvrp
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sorry if I made me your type! 🍓🫧
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Damn I wish I had tht fkin romaine tho I got it again when I went shopping the other day and it jst wasn’t the same
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“Drag is harming our kids” but I’m yapping about how this green look im in was inspired by this really crispy romaine tht I ate last month tht I still think about
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Drag is harming our kids and it’s just me on stage screaming cause I forgot the lyrics
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oh i get it! you want me to RUN DOWN TO THE STORE and buy mrs puff something she doesnt need, then when I run back here you’re gonna say ARGH SPONGEBOB YOURE SPENDING ALL ME MONEY, and im gonna say but mr krabs!! im only doing what you said! and then youre gonna say were not
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I still think about tht time sailor stuck their dick in a hot pocket like, I wonder if it was like fresh out the microwave and they cut the end off like that was the goal in the first place or if they ate it a lil first and had time to think about it
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no but now I’m irritated cause everyone thinks tht shit was funny asf but if I did it, it woulda been a problem
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𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘺 ✰ retweeted
if any of you guys make any noise in the crowd tonight i’m gonna fuckin rip my skin off and put it back on with nail glue
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𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘺 ✰ retweeted
WHO WANTS MY THICK THIGH PUSSY SALAD I WANT UR BIG DIH LEMME HAVE IT
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Does national cat day apply to werecats cause it’s 5pm and I haven’t said anything or gotten him anything ah hahah
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Shit maybe I should anyway or he might make me sleep on the couch again
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uggghhhhh I want an espresso martini so bad id literally piss on the floor rn for one say I won’t
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do sonic lovers get offended when ppl think sonic is a cat cause I would tbh it’s literally in his name tht he’s a hedgehog are we illiterate
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PETER STEELE WAS FUCKING 6’8???
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𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘺 ✰ retweeted
would suck dick for a pack of cigarettes rn. not because i can't afford it its just for the love of the game
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Good morning todays obsession is tht damn video of judge judy mocking tht old ass man
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𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘵! .✦ ݁˖ ᴊᴀᴍɪᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ sᴛᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ sᴜ ʀᴘ/ᴍᴠ ʀᴘ 𝟸𝟷+ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀsᴜᴀʟ/sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ɴsғᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴғᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ! ♡ + ↺
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wtf are those sugar cookies with the huge chunk of pink frosting called tht nobody likes
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