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FIRST: Discord is reportedly planning to release their debut into the console market in Q2 2027. Features of the rumoured "Disconsole" are: - Automatic Nitro for verified owners - Age verification - Data harvesting - Self-destruct button - AI-moderated servers
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INCREDIBLE: A new Switch 2 software update is going to be themed around up-and-coming indie game "1". "1" is set to be the prequel set 2 years before "3", releasing for all major platforms on 12/12/12.
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WOW: LeBron James has decided XBOX is Source: @KingJames
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UNFORTUNATE: Sony's recent business decisions has caused a 183039483829% decline in their stocks. This means the PlayStation™ Auto-Wank Pro is no longer slated to release this December.
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UNNERVING: Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #ConsoleHints
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FINALLY: GTA VI is now available for pre-order. Rockstar Games has announced that a pre-order bonus will be included in game, detailing "it's gonna be revolutionary". Leaks show you are given a pet rat for pre-ordering.
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WHOLESOME: Newly announced "Nintendo Switch Sports: Resort" will just actually kill you. No two ways about it, NSSR is literally going to fucking murder you.
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MYSTERIOUS: Rumour has it that a "BACKROOMS" styled Nintendo Switch was in development as a tie-in, but no footage or documents can be found.
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JUST WHY: "STAR FOX" will be bundled with a peripheral that will give your console a set of wings to fly with. It will never return if activated.
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NOT GOOD: The planned tie-in console for "THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE" has been removed from listings on the website. All attempts to purchase are not only not honoured, but reports state Shigeru Miyamoto personally flips you off and restarts your computer.
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INCREDIBLE: Nintendo teases new console set to be announced inside "THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE", known internally as the Wii U 2. Our insider, when asked: "What the fuck? No we didn't. How did you guys even get in here anyways? We banned all reporters from your company!"
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UPDATE: Sony's 2026 State of Play has announced the following: That is the summary
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UPLIFTING: XBOX releases statement on future console branding. "in xbox 1 instead of a jumpscare, freddy was originally gonna rip the console in half but then microsoft changed it changed it to be for kids"
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BREAKING: YouTuber Markiplier's "IRON LUNG" will come preinstalled onto every future PlayStation made on production lines. "Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and I am a PlayStation"
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SHOCKING: Nintendo plans to rename "Nintendo Entertainment System - Nintendo Classics" into "NES for Nintendo Switch" after the viral meme. The acronym now stands for "Nintendo's Extremelyannoying Son." Erm.. emotional damage! What do you think of this tuff change?
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INCREDIBLE: Nintendo teases new console set to be announced inside "THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE", known internally as the Wii U 2. Our insider, when asked: "What the fuck? No we didn't. How did you guys even get in here anyways? We banned all reporters from your company!"
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