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Can reach the top shelf in most kitchens.

New York, NY
Joined February 2009
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Last month Jared and I released our band’s first single, “Vortex.” And our second single drops this Friday!!! I am so excited about the work we’re doing! Catch up on our songs by listening to “Vortex” (or listen… instagram.com/p/B8bhzFfn7EK/…
Paraphrased RLRT @JaredWatkins: "Dear grandkids, sorry about Earth. Constance and I didn't drive a car much. Not our bad."
Thank you for the outstanding review!!
With reminiscences to Amanda Palmer’s upbeat cabaret style, we were always going to find @superloveband’s Alt Indie Rock debut single “Vortex” endearing. #AltIndie #Alternative #Indie anrfactory.com/?p=18480
The Reverie Tarot Kickstarter campaign is in its final day, and NOT FULLY FUNDED yet. We have less than 21 hours, and we are so close! Thank you all so much for spreading the word about Reverie Tarot, PLEASE KEEP… instagram.com/p/B37mCcWnEZT/…
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The Reverie Tarot Kickstarter campaign ends in 2 days, but we’re STILL NOT FULLY FUNDED. Please keep sharing the campaign. WITH YOUR HELP, I KNOW WE CAN MAKE IT!! . This is the Page of Pentacles. I worked through… instagram.com/p/B34tFCGHoMg/…
Remote First: A Manager’s Guide to Building Remote Culture is out now!! 🎉 Available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Apple Books. Learn more at thinkremotefirst.com #thinkremotefirst
(also, @JaredWatkins and I had some with collard greens)
With celebrity death and elections taking the media by the nose, it’s easy to forget that this year saw a great many positives. Let’s look.
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please honor carrie fisher's wishes and include in her obituaries that she "drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." ❤️❤️❤️
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Time for a twitter handle refresh - @iheartconstance has been good to me since 2009, but change is great!
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Four years of building our own ad platform & products means we can pioneer premium ads in Facebook Instant Articles: media.fb.com/2016/10/12/inst…
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ZAPP presents...Famous Trump Quotations!
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Futurama fans, rejoice! Morbotron is here to GIF any quote you want: wrd.cm/2aMoLLJ
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