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haley the elder

@coolbeanscaesar

classics & psychology | twitthalia, muse of social media | swiftie | lady macbeth apologist | cicero hater | tomgreg truther | cool beans

 chicago
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Joined April 2014
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there are twice as many stars as usual
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@nerdist19 Nov 2023
Double-headed Hidden Valley Ranch bottle can soon be yours nerdist.com/article/frozen-4…
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we got blue texas before gta 6
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emily 🍓@emmybreeseOct 11
hey @LiviesHQ i have cancer and just finished up my chemotherapy and would LOOOOVE to see livie in chicago 💜this album has been such a support for me throughout my treatment!!
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jeremy renner rereleasing his app right now would be the funniest thing he could possibly do
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akshu | #MIKEDATINGSIM@akshuuuxSep 29
I don't make multiple playlists. I make ONE. I shove all of the music I like in ONE BIG PLAYLIST. and if I don't want the song that plays, i SKIP IT
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hey so can we actually not do that
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@VarietySep 15
EXCLUSIVE: Netflix has announced "The New Stanford Prison Experiment," an unscripted series streaming Oct. 21. "Thirty willing participants enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. Thrust into a system of power, hierarchy, and control, they’ll discover whether ordinary people inevitably conform to the roles they’re given—or whether empathy, morality, and individuality can withstand the forces pushing them in the opposite direction. As the pressure builds and the balance of power begins to shift, the central question feels more urgent than ever: Does power corrupt?" wp.me/pc8uak-1lHKzp
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anna 🏹@myelessarSep 10
i wear clinique black honey for three reasons: 1) it looks nice 2) for a moment when i put it on i can pretend that i’m arwen undómiel, evenstar of her people, lounging around in rivendell on a crisp autumn day. and aragorn is my boyfriend. 3) it goes with everything.
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@NoahVerrierAug 17
My oil painting of Advil
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@ConsulofRome_Aug 7
Roman marble sculpture of four puppies, curled up asleep together. Unearthed from the ruins of the House of the Faun in Pompeii
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Matt Damon at Gocheok Sky Dome, South Korea.
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m@msnetikerJul 27
how it feels to get all the sheep in Catan
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alan b.@inceptstellarJul 18
chris nolan's dante's inferno would piss off so many people... let's do it
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♣️@foulestenchJul 17
in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years i know my goat
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Pop Base
@PopBaseJul 4
The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.
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i’m so happy for my close personal friend taylor alison swift 🥹
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I AM IN TEARS
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ellie schnitt
@holy_schnittJul 3
shaved my entire body for taywedding tonight just in case
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i have the cinephile zoomies REEEEEEEE
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@SolaceCinemaJul 3
Wes Anderson will direct a cowboy Western starring Bill Murray, Owen Wilson and Luke Wilson. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/global…)
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Allegra Hobbs@AllegraEHobbsJun 24
Lateness is disrespectful, yes, but more generally the quality I truly abhor that is endemic to my generation is flakiness. My attitude about this makes me feel like an ancient crone but I think it's incredibly rude to bail on plans with little notice! Sorry!
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I AM THE ONE THING IN LIFE I CAN CONTROL
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@tumblrJun 19
20 years of taylor swift💚✨
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