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anything i say here is banter. just jokes. nothing serious.

Joined March 2017
Matoetoe 🇱🇸 retweeted
Soundset Sunday 🔥
Guys, Soundset Sunday? Wow😭🔥
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You’re the last person who should be speaking because you’re well known for fucking around here in DBN. Maybe focus on clearing up your reputation first that concerning yourself w/ other ppl. 🫩✋🏾
I can bet there’s someone already Sensei’s DM offering to console him 😭😭
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Replying to @wastelandluv_
Wake it up. He was busy with Th*bani knowing very well he’s in a relationship. Loser
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my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved
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First link activity btw
Spitting drinks in each other’s mouth is nasty idc😭
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it reminds of the same incident with @leboclive hooking with xola, that time he was dating letlhogonolo kevin
Replying to @LethaboMaluke24
2/ You literally wanted to have sex at one point, but when it came down to actually putting it in, it went into a coma. So I really don’t know what narrative you’re trying to construct here.
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Literally my chat. Now on the space, Sensei kept saying he felt unheard and Lethabo just kept talking over him. At some point Lethabo was singing whilst he was speaking. Lethabo is very condescending.
I would've cheated on Lethabo too. Unezothe, uneshashalaza, he's classist, he's controlling
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tjo i can’t imagine being on a space explaining myself to strangers
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Mysol ne a pusher bana ka weekend ko Fontcity.😩🥹Help dzadzy
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no one said anything abt what u did to Rivoningo✋🏼so sit this one out.
Lethabo is obviously a better person than me bcs i would have made sure to let y'all know who the "other" person is. they both actively played in his face, one more so than the other but whew, i would sure show them a game since everyone wants to play so bad😵‍💫.
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batho ba foncity , what happened & who’re they talking about ? 😔
That guy will never taste this event again 🤞🏾
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Ushilo umfana ukuthi he was never heard in the relationship, there was only one person talking 😁
Lethabo enjoys talking. I can just tell by the way he’s telling this story 😭😭✋🏽
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MySol will probably book that date out at Sun City next year lol
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let’s invest in diaries!!!
got dumped and all i can think about is how i drank this mfs piss
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uyiyenze iMyFon
That guy will never taste this event again 🤞🏾
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a million views on your crashout uno😭
1/ I genuinely don’t know how to begin explaining the extent of the betrayal I’ve experienced in my relationship. Simphiwe has confirmed that he’s been cheating on me with someone else throughout our relationship. And the more I learn, the more disturbing the details become.
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Foncity files will be upon us soon , be patient dear brothers and sisters 🙏
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Anniversary ase jara kante?
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Soft meat allegations? Oh I’d have to fuck everyone to prove it’s not real 😭
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Matoetoe 🇱🇸 retweeted
more seats than the ANC. we cheered 😁 #SpaceAt6ix
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