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@espn why can’t I find AUSL games on your mobile app?

@elonmusk I have an idea to address the great pacific garbage patch. Are you interested?

@Espngreeny Explanations for this? #trending

@BEARDO You gotta stop playing such bangers at lunch time. I gotta go back to work, not sit in the car listening to this shit!

@CoreyTaylorRock did Slipknot ever play a baseball game? #the9

Where can I get an Odell Beckham wig?

It must be May Schwartz, 2017.

Gimme a scream @CoreyTaylorRock

Is the tank and DPS concept hard to understand? If you're an adult gamer, it should be pretty intuitive. #subtweet

B-side first.

Lady Gaga had an amazing halftime set. Thought it was the best ever for a Super Bowl. Gheller says Michael Jackson was better 24 years ago.

Kirk Herbstreit is the only good thing that ever came outta Ohi-no State.

If you're gonna have a left turn light, please actuate your traffic signal.

@therealKBPI you guys on that new Lamb of God yet? #TheDuke

@pikkdogs In 1945, did Hitler die or did he move to South America?

I came here to see live reviewing of the debate by @tad_glock and I get nothing? Either #dadprobs or I needa issue an amber alert for him

Are there people who claim child abuse for parents putting soap in a kid's naughty mouth?

I tell ya what man, I really love me some Lee Corso. CFB season is a blessing 🙏🏻🙌🏻🎉

Harambe > Flying Spaghetti Monster

I just scored 17 in Flappy Bird. Download it in the App Store. Oh wait, you're too late! #snoozer