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@AxiomExchange partner | 14 y/o quant https://teapaw.org/t.co/EnRLze3TXf

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Joined June 2025
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Partnered with @AxiomExchange now. Been working together to bring some of The Lab over for a while and couldn't be more excited. Would be happy to help you switch over if you're tired of bugs and late updates on other platforms. Get the lowest fees at axiom.trade/@cookzy
MASSIVE announcement coming tomorrow. Probably the biggest news I've shared on my page since coming to the trenches. Life couldn't get more exciting than right now.
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Circa 2006, a Muslim man brings the body of his daughter in a wheelbarrow to the gates of the larger FOB that supplies our outpost. He tells the gate guards that US forces killed her accidentally when we dropped bombs on the wrong location. It happens, but not often. Long story short, the US Military does a full investigation because we actually take this shit seriously. Our JTAC and the pilot involved are both required to cease operations and go to Kandahar (KAF) for an interview with authorities. It takes about five or six weeks before he returns and our Commander gets the report... The investigation found that the girl's body was burned and mutilated post mortem, that she had died from blunt force trauma to the head. Furthermore, she was not his daughter. She was his wife. I guess there was probably about a 30yr age difference. She must've been no more than 12yrs old, from what I was told. Finally, his homestead is near the site we dropped the ordinance on, but it was not within a dangerous proximity of the impact site. The ordinance was dropped off-target, for sure. But still hundreds of meters away from his home. Turns out the authorities immediately involved in the whole thing could tell this was bullshit from the beginning because the girl was clearly beaten, she smelled like a wood fire and not a chemical one which would be expected with phosphorus, the bomb wasn't incendiary in any way, and the off-target drop had already been reported and inspected using GPS and they knew it hadn't destroyed his home as he'd claimed. Still, the Commander at that base authorized thousands of dollars worth of local currency to be given to the man before he left without the body of the girl he claimed was his daughter. He literally dumped it off the road in front of the gate, which is how our guys got ahold of it and got the surgeon's opinion on her wounds. That same guy was later captured during a raid in another location. He was working with the Taliban, and we only made the connection because he began shouting about how we killed his daughter. Muslims cannot be trusted.
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If you’re actively trying to stop AI development, you’re my enemy and an enemy of humanity. I consider what you’re doing a direct attack on humanity’s future. Every disease that could have been cured, every life that could have been saved, every person who could have escaped poverty. Every opportunity lost is a direct consequence of your actions, and those lives are on your shoulders. You’re willing to sacrifice all of that because you’re terrified of progress. I have absolutely zero tolerance for this. Your movement deserves to be politically defeated, intellectually dismantled, and remembered as one of the greatest obstacles to human progress in history.
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Friendly reminder that it took $INTC holders over 20 years to break even from buying the pico top at 2000 Food for thought
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This was always the goal CCP won the election with foreign influence today
blue tsunami washes away americas lead in ai and china floats to the top
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In case of a democratic victory tonight I do not know what this account is or who created it I did not do so of my own accord and any messages that appear to be sent from me were sent at a time when my phone was compromised. I love immigrants, minorities, Jews, gays, trans people, and AOC, God bless zohran mamdami and hasan piker
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Why is nobody making more noise about this? This is a huge issue. They quietly updated the docs in August, this update was supposed to be live on September 1st but they postponed it.
REMOVE ALL FUNDS FROM PUMPFUN Pumpfun is quietly degrading web3 login and will only allow users to login via email / socials This is a MASSIVE security risk as socials / email is SIGNIFICANTLY easier to hack than self custody (done correctly) They are also degrading web app functionality as it is no longer possible for users to claim fees via the web app pumpfun is seriously not getting enough backlash for this I have seen multiple crypto native protocols degrade web3 login and it’s honestly making me bearish on the entire industry
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Devs get so much hate but there is a surplus of creative people who are too scared to fail and a huge shortage of unique ideas being tested on-chain. It takes real bravery to push boundaries and give traders unique opportunities while accepting failure dozens of times per day.
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The racism I see on CT is disgusting Everyone deserves respect, whether they are black or human
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If you’re broke, stop listening to music. I’m serious. Turn that shit off. You put your headphones on. Suddenly you feel rich. It’s the easiest escalate from your problems. You need boredom and depression. You need it. That voice reminding you that you’re nowhere near where you want to be? You fucking need that too. Let the silence make you uncomfortable. Then use that discomfort to build a life you don’t need to escape from.
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Muslims have never assimilated peacefully in 1,400 years. Socialism has never worked in 200 years. And you want to vote for both?
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MASSIVE announcement coming tomorrow. Probably the biggest news I've shared on my page since coming to the trenches. Life couldn't get more exciting than right now.
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se dinheiro não importasse eu ficaria numa maquina onde injetam fentanil+datura no meu sangue enquanto eu jogo mmo usando o lado esquerdo do cérebro e vendo porno futa de touhou com o direito enquanto isso meu pênis fica acoplado num masturbador temático de madoka made in japan
se dinheiro nao importasse eu faria faculdade de cinema teapaw.org/ss26medias/status/2074…
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I want Cornell to publish the essays they made those rapists write
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We were literally forced at gunpoint to accept this into our civilization. If Abraham Lincoln hopped in a time machine and could see what he created, he would go right back and send them all to Liberia—every last one.
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When you dump a 16.8% bundle in one clip but Pump reposts the PNL
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insane fucking cook from @woozy2so THE LAB REALLY RUNS THIS SHIT FUCK EVERY OTHER FNF
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