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Joined November 2021
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I was so high at Ohare once (smoked right up to the gate) walked into the terminal. Looked at my ticket and all the chaos. Froze. Couldn’t believe all the numbers I had to figure out. Nice older employee came right up to me and she said “You smell like you need help.”
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Why try and assassinate him when gods about to do the job any day now
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The only man that could have gotten us out of the war with Iran is gone RIP Chuck Norris
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I don’t care if you’re American. Just don’t do it front of me
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If he’s alive they’ll impeach DJT. Bondi & Patel lied under oath. They’ll be charged. 1 of the billionaires will be indicted. He’ll role. A prosecutor or politician is gonna make their career prosecuting this mess. The milk don’t go back in the cow. It’s only a matter of time now
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They didn’t think anyone would be charged in Watergate. Or Iran Contra. The American Federal Government, especially the FBI moves slow. Congress is involved. The House is involved. This will carry into the mid terms. Democrats will have both branches 1/2
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You do realize #TheEpsteinFiles are just going to make this global cabal of pedophiles more careful about what crimes they put in their gmails #DonaldTrump #Elon_Musk #Israel #theyreallythoughttheydnevergatcaught
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My favorite part about grocery shopping is at the end where I work there for 20 minutes
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Can’t have a UTI with you and I
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ICE should tryout for The Masked Singer
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If my mom had just done anal I wouldn’t have to deal with all this shit
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Every day I’m alive the more & more I agree with The Unabomber
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I’ve done things with this mouth most people would never do
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If we’re not going to arrest him for being a pedophile you really think the YOU$A is going to punish him for invading Venezuela #Venezuela
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This coming year, I hope beautiful things happen to you and I hope you realize it’s all because of me you selfish prick
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Merry Christmas to all and to all the gay knights
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like being too poor to buy food
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Having never seen #StarWars my gf watched #Andor and then #RogueOne and at the end when #DarthVader shows up said “So what’s his deal?”
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Do you think @taylorswift13 is comfortable enough to fart around @tkelce yet?
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too many war criminals die in their own beds #dickcheney
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