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From superteam shopping to the PHI collusion move to now eyeing the softest East possible… LeBron’s whole late-career plan is just “how do I make this as easy as possible while still pretending I’m chasing Jordan.”
LeBron fan: “He’s still competing at a high level!”
NBA fan: “Yeah, by stacking the deck, choosing his teams, and conference shopping.”
Chasing MJ’s shadow through soft landings isn’t legacy. It’s lonely and cowardly. MJ never needed the easy way. 🤡
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Our CEO's AirPods kept disconnecting during executive meetings.
He accused IT of running an unstable Bluetooth environment.
That's not a thing.
But I investigated.
Every time his audio disappeared, it switched to an iPad.
An iPad located at his house.
Turns out he shares an Apple ID with his daughter.
She's six.
Whenever she starts watching cartoons, his AirPods occasionally switch to her iPad.
I explained this.
He said:
"That doesn't make sense. I'm the primary user."
I told him Apple doesn't recognize corporate seniority.
He asked if I could prioritize his laptop.
I explained the easiest solution was to stop sharing an Apple ID and use Family Sharing.
He refused.
Apparently he's been using the same account since 2012 and doesn't want to disrupt anything.
Tuesday, he called me during a board meeting.
"IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN."
I could hear cartoon music in the background.
He asked me to remotely turn off his daughter's iPad.
I explained that I don't manage personal devices belonging to children.
He said this was an urgent business issue.
I suggested he temporarily use the wired headset sitting on his desk.
He said wired headsets looked unprofessional.
Fine.
Wednesday, I ordered him a new pair of AirPods and connected them to a separate company-managed Apple Account.
Problem solved.
Until Friday.
He returned them.
Said the new ones didn't sound as good.
I tested both pairs.
Identical model.
Identical settings.
He explained that his original AirPods were a Father's Day gift.
He preferred those.
Yesterday, his daughter interrupted another board meeting.
He called IT again.
This time I told him the problem was no longer technical.
He asked what department was responsible.
I said parenting.
He's requested a second opinion from Apple.
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November is men’s mental health awareness month.
75% of suicide’s are men. Men are three times more likely to die by suicide than women.
Men get depressed.
Men have mental health issues.
Men self harm.
Men get heartbroken.
Men get abused.
Men get raped.
Men feel judged.
Men get cheated on.
Men have trauma.
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Maybe this is a stupid question but if Russell Brand is going to prison for rape that occurred 20 years ago, why isn’t anyone in the Epstein files going too?
Nissan doesnt want you to know this.. #mechanic #diy #automobile #shorts youtube.com/shorts/nMPFYZMh3… via @YouTube
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Alert 🚨
Rep. Randy Fine warns in full panic that "We will lose America" and that bipartisan support for the state of Israel is collapsing across both parties.
The political consensus is collapsing as more Americans recognize that Zionism is not Judaism, but a godless political ideology that uses Judaism for political gain.
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Mitch McConnell just sat in a wheelchair and stared blankly for several seconds when a Newsmax reporter asked for his reaction to the GOP’s midterm losses. The 84-year-old couldn’t open his mouth and give a single answer.
It’s a disgrace that this man is still “representing” Kentucky for the next few months until his term ends in January. Kentuckians deserve better than a senator who can’t even respond to a basic question.
Corners retweeted
"It's not just the fact that he did it, it's the QUANTITY of times that he did it."
Jalen Rose and David Jacoby illustrate why the goat debate is nothing more than a media campaign that LeBron was stupid enough to think was real.
Michael Jordan won't be supplanted until our children's children have grandchildren.
(mjgoatlegacy)
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Thomas Massie reveals that the White House took Lauren Boebert to the White House Situation Room, a room used for major crises, and demanded that she remove her name from the Epstein discharge petition.
"The president vetoed a bill that would've brought water to a large portion of Colorado."
"Why are people in Colorado being deprived of water because their representative wants to expose a child trafficking ring?"
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This is why everyone is REALLY scared of him. He is very smart ! It’s been so long since we’ve seen such directness and accuracy. We need more leaders like him in government.
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𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: High Court pressure forced Israel to agree to immediately release the body of a Palestinian 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗 who died 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛 in an Israeli prison.
Israel had been trying to delay its release.
@grok, start with TRUE/FALSE.
Corners retweeted
NBA has an injury problem and it's probably only going to get worse. I blame the rule changes that have made offense easier. Would the NBA return to pre 2010 rules that would lower the scoring but also lower the injuries?
Some of those changes would likely have to include:
1. Call traveling for any shuffling of the feet on that first step of a dribble for obvious reasons.
2. Don't allow the hard stop Euro -- a move that was always called a travel until recent years.
3. Bring back 'two steps no gather' traveling. This will incentivize more low post game.
4. No moving screens. This leads to defenders running fast all over the court as it's harder to keep up with a dribbler when moving screens are easily set.
Take a look at the rule of 1977. The players appear slow because they were not allowed to explode off the first step and defenders also didn't have to worry much about screens since the slightest move on a screen was called a foul.
The game was still fast pace but the explosive elements were taken out of the game.
NBA won't do anything since high scoring perimeter play is what they always wanted but things keep getting worse each season.j
Injuries 11/9
CLE:
Jarrett Allen - Questionable
Jaylon Tyson - Out
Sam Merrill - Out
Nae'Qwan Tomlin - Out
CHA:
Moussa Diabate - Questionable
Brandon Miller - Out
Kon Knueppel - Out
Dennis Schroder - Out
Grant Williams - Out
LAL:
Yet to submit (b2b)
ATL:
Jock Landale - Questionable
Asa Newell - Out
Henri Veesaar - Out
Mouhamed Gueye - Out
WAS:
Anthony Davis - Questionable
Justin Champagnie - Out
Tristan Vukcevic - Out
DET:
Yet to submit (b2b)
MEM:
Isaiah Stewart - Out
Scotty Pippen Jr. - Out
TOR:
Immanuel Quickley - Questionable
Scottie Barnes - Questionable
Kawhi Leonard - Out
IND:
TJ McConnell - Questionable
Tyrese Haliburton - Out
Ben Sheppard - Out
Johnny Furphy - Out
DAL:
Yet to submit (b2b)
DEN:
Nikola Jokic - Questionable
Aaron Gordon - Questionable
Cam Johnson - Questionable
Christian Braun - Questionable
Jamal Murray - Questionable
DeMar DeRozan - Questionable
Julian Strawther - Out
HOU:
Clint Capela - Out
Steven Adams - Out
SAS:
Devin Vassell - Questionable
Tobias Harris - Out
Jayden Quaintance - Out
PHX:
Jordan Goodwin - Questionable
Mark Williams - Out
NOP:
Yet to submit (b2b)
GSW:
Gui Santos - Probable
Will Richard - Out
Jimmy Butler - Out
Kristaps Porzingis - Out
Moses Moody - Out
Corners retweeted
Replying to @SportsStatsFan
Bring back hand checking and allow defenders to actually play defense. this 5 out 3 point bomb bullshit has to go
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I hope I'm wrong but the curse of pattern recognition is a bitch and because I had to think it, now you have to hear it.
That's how this works.
Don't shoot the messenger.
God help us all
Long Live The Republic
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Rep. Thomas Massie just reintroduced the articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth on the House floor.
Hegseth’s reckless, unauthorized war in Iran has put our troops at risk for months with no congressional approval and no valid justification.
This is a bold message to the GOP and MAGA: ignore the Constitution, endanger our military, and face accountability. Impeach him.




















