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Corporate Weapon

@corporateweapon

Not Financial, Career, or Life Advice // 80K+ on IG

 Toronto, Ontario
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Joined June 2023
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I WILL NOT ACCEPT LESS THAN $300K I WILL NOT ACCEPT LESS THAN $300K I WILL NOT ACCEPT LESS THAN $300K
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesAug 19
Employers are using your personal data to figure out the lowest salary you'll accept, per MW
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Jensen Huang finding out the stripper (Chinese spy) never actually loved him
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Excited to announce that I’ve hired Rayjay Strikeswithagun as my new intern!
RCMP Alberta (@RCMPAlberta) profile pictureRCMP Alberta
@RCMPAlbertaNov 4
We are happy to report that missing person, Rayjay Strikeswithagun, has been located safe. Thank you for helping by sharing the message!
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Mark Carney (@MarkJCarney) profile pictureMark Carney
@MarkJCarneyNov 5
In Budget 2026, we’re backing the Canadian artists who tell our stories. That means if you’re a Canadian artist, you won’t pay tax on up to $45,000 of income derived from your creative work.
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Excited to announce I’ve officially joined the permanent under class!
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Seeing the market down 300 bps after a four-year bull run
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“You bought a 2x long DRAM ETF at 5x leverage right before the midterms?”
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AI investors doubling down
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Watching my portfolio erase a month’s salary before lunch
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Just checked my portfolio
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Woke up in Nasdaqistan
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Questrade's latest push to capture the broccoli-haired retail trading market
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Getting cc’d on some bs side project that’s going to blow up my holidays
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What three consecutive office days does to a man
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Getting promoted from Analyst to Senior Analyst
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What “push you to your limit” looks like:
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Big Timi (@OrevaZSN) profile pictureBig Timi
@OrevaZSNNov 2
Job postings are always like, “Do you want a dynamic workplace with constant challenges that push you to your limit?” What?? NO. What the hell are you talking about?
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The offshore team hearing the Canadian team complain they don’t make as much as their U.S. counterparts
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Monday down, four days to go
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Just got my first “let’s circle back in the new year”
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Did everyone suddenly pivot to CRE? What’s with all the NNN discourse
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