@cosmicjester

observations about suburban mediocrity, music, movies, video games, booze, travel, bad jokes, jogging and politics. come for the lulz, stay for the ibis pics

 Brisbane, Australia
Joined April 2009
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Woke 2.0 is here and it’s Republicans trying to cancel Obama for attacking the sacred honor of Cheesecake Factory
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It’s funny seeing leaders in deeply red states that never had to try hard to win an election just fumble when things look close. ‘Umm ahhh the Catholic lady does Sharia law’ sure why not
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ABBOTT: Gina Hinojosa supports Sharia Law
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I wonder if vic labor would actually be doing slightly better if they stuck with Jacinta
AusPoll
@AusPoll6Oct 25
🚨 NEW: Victoria (state) voting intention 🟦 L/NP: 33% (+2) 🟥 ALP: 24% (-4) 🟧 ONP: 20% (+1) 🟩 GRN: 14% (+1) ⬛️ OTH: 9% (-) Two-party-preferred 🟦 L/NP: 55% (+3) 🟥 ALP: 45% (-3) Newspoll | 15-22 Oct | n=1017 | +/- 23-26 Jul
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Sliding Doors (1998) an elaborate sci fi fantasy film that asks you to believe in a world where a boring British guy that looks like a foot and with zero personality is sleeping with Gwyneth Paltrow and another hot woman at the same time. Ridiculous.
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If Britain wants to return to prosperity they need need to return to making these very stupid and very enjoyable 90s 00s rom coms.
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10/10 film and also the best multiverse film years before the multiverse was a thing
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I think I know who Gary Hardgrave’s favourite Beatle is
Goodfellow
@puck_spiritOct 24
The Albanese government is running out of other people’s money.
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Britain basically exists as a warning for how bad our country will get unless we start saying no to the boomerocracy
Cllr Joanna Wright@clrjoannawrightOct 20
Planning Application for a Lidl superstore on the London Road, Bath REFUSED
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Watching a mid Anna Faris romcom called what’s your number, and Anna Faris is great and should have been a much bigger star. She’s very funny, even in the very average films she’s in.
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I downloaded Star Wars the old republic because I was feeling nostalgic about BioWare and it was free to play. Borderline unplayable. MMO game design from that era was awful. What a waste that they could have made a proper single player sequel to knights of the old republic.
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I’ve mainly had good experiences with airbnbs and haven’t had one that had excessive demands. What is stopping someone from simply leaving a bad review if the check out list is excessive?
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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discocat@disco___catOct 24
Ah, one of the OG moral panics is back baby!
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Had genuinely never heard of Ethan Klein before yesterday, and I’m extremely online. There’s entire subcultures and celebrities that exist that you will have zero awareness of because for whatever reason it doesn’t show up in your feed. Weird.
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JSJ not handling these accusations well. But… his multipage info dump has a ridiculous example of how progressives misinterpreted and weaponised the term ‘emotional labour’ to ‘I deserve payment for doing normal things in a normal relationship’
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The two mains in Nobody Wants This seem to be way too well off financially for an unemployed rabbi and semi successful podcast host
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Pivoting to pro pedophile In the final days of a campaign is an interesting political strategy. Not sure if it will pay off for him.
Karen Kasler@karenkaslerOct 22
Follow up: Vivek Ramaswamy's spokesperson confirms ads will stay up, and offered this in a written statement: "We refuse to accept the media’s double standards when Democrats have regularly used family members of President Trump, RFK Jr, and other Republicans in ads."
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Good to see kids are still doing the classics.
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Crazy coincidence that all His movies since divorcing his wife that was a producer on all his films have sucked
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 16
Taika Waititi’s ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’ debuts with 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. Starring Jenna Ortega and Amy Adams.
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6 News Australia@6NewsAUOct 23
#BREAKING 🚨 The north Brisbane office of Sports Minister Anika Wells has temporarily closed followed threats made on Wednesday. A woman has been charged with 1 count of public nuisance. Wells said they made the decision to close “while security improvements are made.”
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I know I’m bad with faces but you can’t actually tell me these are two different people?
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 22
Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor are among the actors in the mix to be the next James Bond. They are currently doing final auditions. (Source: Deadline)
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