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These couples on 90 Day Fiance all want to access their partners phone. If someone wanted to see my phone I'd tell them to fuck right off.

I accidentally liked a tweet by someone I'm not following.

I give my dog erotic massages.

Send me a Christmas card! I may or may not send one back. Stephanie Box 228 Silton, SK S0G4L0 Canada

My family shares an Amazon account and I ordered lube today and it came up as a private item so no one else could see it. So of course they asked.

I'll never get worked up about politics again. It sways one way then in sways back. Forever.

My 12 year told niece has a friend whose father is an RCMP officer and she described him as a typical angry cop. Has she had run ins with the law?

It's Nov 6. Get tae fuck.

My Uber Eats driver gave me a case of Coke and two cans of tomato paste that I didn't pay for. It's like winning the lottery!

This woman on 90 Day Fiance just said-the whole female race.

I'm going to crack a beer at 11am on Remembrance Day because of freedom.

Does getting verified guarantee likes and retweets? I feel like I need more attention and validation.

I just made 75 bucks in an hour and I didn't have to suck any dick!

I like the following tab because I don't like being exposed to anything new. I've created my bubble.

It's just a sticky wicket.

I know people who don't watch TV are terrible but honestly I've lived my whole life with the thing on all the time and I'm kind of sick of it now. Thank you.

I don't follow any news. Some people think that makes me ignorant. And I don't care.

Where are all my birthday wishes?

Listening to Blue Rodeo and feeling groovy.