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Only took 4 pics at the DC @the_go_team show. The rest of it lives here 🧠❤️
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Larry David ended ‘Curb’ a season too soon. This whole RFK Jr. thing with Cheryl at the center of it is a rich, rich vein.
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Why do I keep hearing the phrase “Catholics and Christians”? Did they officially break up?
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A lot of armchair b-boys and b-girls out there…
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The Ten Commandments reads like a religious passage that the writer lost motivation for halfway through and just started listing obvious things, then his neighbor that he doesn’t like walked by and inspired the last bit.
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I hope @badmocap made that money while paving the road for skibidi toilet, that’s all I’m sayin’.
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Nothing says “domesticated” quite like vacuuming around a baby sitting on the floor.
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I know that drinking a bunch of Red Bull isn’t the same as doing cardio, I just don’t know why it isn’t.
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Why’s it always a “little” heart that’s being bought everything it desires?
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Time to step it up, Netflix. Real life drama got you beat right now.
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You know that when all these climate change deniers finally come around to accepting the facts, they’re going to have the dumbest ideas for how to fix it.
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It’s so validating to know that the CD-R demo version of ‘Thunder, Lightning, Strike’ by @the_go_team exists. Had a real Mandela effect thing going on remembering slight differences in the 😬 downloaded versions vs the album versions.
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Did I just listen to Harry Belafonte climax to completion at the end of ‘Sweetheart From Venezuela’?
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(The version off ‘Calypso in Brass’)
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Boomers and Gen X: “Party like it’s 1999!” Millennials and Gen Z: “Party like it’s $19.99!”
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Because I still think this is a thing almost 10 years later.
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