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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaa7h

Literally hualian

Sally@liehuesNov 8

Heaven x hell yaoi soon….

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaa8h

It’s called beefleaf

ren 💉@nerdclustered22h

What do you call it when you’re too possessive but also avoidant in a relationship

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 7

Beefleaf

(sen)ses *@alyoshkieNov 6

Image from (sen)ses * (@alyoshkie)

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 6

Damn this blew up kinda. If you want to see more beefleaf follow me I don’t post ever but I’m in beefleaf hell and need more people in here

count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 5

He xuan you fake idgaf-er I saw you repairing that fan when you could have just given him a random one. What’s in there huh? Your ashes? Gay ass fish

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mia.@dreamsickang3lNov 6

they say “speak of the faggot” when I walk in a room

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meru ♡ bflf lovebot 🌷@kayanyildiz_Nov 6

matching with your bestie but make it depressing 💅

Image from meru ♡ bflf lovebot 🌷 (@kayanyildiz_)

Image from meru ♡ bflf lovebot 🌷 (@kayanyildiz_)

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pawle@lofrotomyNov 5

"you follow gooner accounts" THATS COOMF

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ruhzie@jeonvampzNov 5

all that freaky talk was fake babe put your clothes back on im asexual

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 6

The concept of calling he xuan “he-jie or ming-jie” in fics even tho “ming yi” ascended after sqx.. I mean I would also call a goth baddie jie jie every time I got a chance I’m not complaining, sqx and me are the same

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 6

Also sqx acts more like a jiejie since she pays for he xuan meals… LMAO… give me scenarios where sqx trieds to get hx to call them Jie Jie (I like to think sqx was born at dawn and hx was born at dusk)

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bug ⭐️@hudconingsNov 6

“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine reading one fic on ao3 right now

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🔞v@monstrdaddynsfwNov 5

saying i’m wet ❌ saying i’m bricked up ✅ (i don’t have a penis)

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૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა@sleeplyeaseNov 5

woah woah ladies men people everybodyyy one at a time pleasee

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 6

I think all danmei couples (canon or not ) should have a bath scene. Wangxian broke the tub and hualian fucked in one. Beefleaf probably has something crazy going on since hx can control the water, and I guess someone balls are being shaved in another scene

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 6

Beefleaf bath scene tagged with inappropriate uses of water powers 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️frottage 🕯️🕯️ Cardiophilia 🕯️🕯️🕯️ and what ever crazy shit they get to when it’s just them two

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 6

Guys I’m drawing okay, I’m drawing. Also fuck hx for laughing at sqx’s willingness FUCCCK YOU

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fumes@heisfumesNov 5

her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 5

Me with pei shui (peiming x Shi wudu) like what… omg… your mind is so big brained..

blazer@vsprinceyNov 4

First hearing about a ship I’ve never considered

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count fagculaa | they/them@countfagculaaNov 5

He xuan you fake idgaf-er I saw you repairing that fan when you could have just given him a random one. What’s in there huh? Your ashes? Gay ass fish

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