Profit Maximalist

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined January 2021
I will now be selling on your head from the @Pumpfun mobile app. You can get sold on for zero fees and on any chain! See you there! Follow @cousin only on pump!
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Next 48 hours are huge. If the US don’t attack Iran on behalf of Big yahu that confirms to me that this is all a Psyop and the price of oil begins to fall while risk on assets climb. On the contrary if the war is restarted an expensive life becomes even more expensive. /pray
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It’s all just one giant Psyop. Maintain capital till it blows over. Don’t let the elites take your portfolio!
Long the coins. Short oil.
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Went to black coffee in Dubai last night. Fully sold out arena tables reselling for 30k USD, bad hoes everywhere impeccable vibes. People said Dubai was done a few kk the ago meanwhile the likes of France are literally on fire 😂 Dubai busier than it was pre war, after having literal missiles shot at it. It still has best quality of life in the world, and only continues to improve. So many people were talking an abundance of shit and now they have to watch it thrive again lmao
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Long the coins. Short oil.
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TIME TO COOK
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GOOD MORNING CUCKS
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This dude is such a chad lmao
Muchos mensajes, análisis y comentarios como este, asegurando que las pandillas de Haití no son como las de El Salvador; que son sanguinarias, que están fuertemente armadas, que nadie ha podido vencerlas, que todas las misiones han fracasado, que estamos cayendo en una trampa, que no sabemos a lo que nos enfrentamos, que será nuestra ruina, que vamos camino a nuestro Waterloo. Pero cuando Dios nos conceda la victoria, los mismos que hoy dicen todo eso cambiarán su discurso. Dirán que siempre fue fácil, que cualquiera podía hacerlo, que las pandillas de Haití no eran tan peligrosas como se pensaba. En fin, nunca los hemos escuchado y no vamos a empezar ahora. Todos los que se han enlistado son creyentes y hemos encomendado esta misión a Dios, mientras que las pandillas de Haití son satánicas y es de conocimiento público que hacen sacrificios humanos. Dios nos concederá la victoria. El Creador del Universo está con nosotros. Deuteronomio 28:7 “Jehová derrotará a tus enemigos que se levantaren contra ti; por un camino saldrán contra ti, y por siete caminos huirán de delante de ti”.
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Kinda interesting $BTC is holding 80k while every other asset class around it dies. Very interesting stuff..
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Took a nap shit hitting the fan again this is beyond retarded
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stocks nuking [globally], crypto nuking, metals nuking, bonds nuking vix up, correlation between oil and bonds down, dxy down usually people on my page look to me for some sort of explanation/positioning; I have no fucking idea what's going on so I'm stepping away for now.
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I can finally go to bed without waking up to all my scams at zero! Say what you want but pump shipping more than any other social app rn. Be a good goy sign up today! pump.fun/u/cousin
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Trump threatening to blow up Iran and the Internet getting hacked not really an ideal for magic Internet coins eh
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Woken up to Trump threatening to bomb the shit out of Iran again after my coins started looking real sweaty. This is getting retarded man.
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What if I started just posting vlogs and content again, show everyone the breeding ground then what?????
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They called for black Monday and we instantly started ripping tits, incredible.
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My appetite for risk is growing again
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Right then
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My favorite part of the kimchi vlog is seeing familiar faces I’ve cracked
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to announce crackdown on crypto scams targeting Americans.
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