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@cpteban

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 Savannah, GA
Joined July 2022
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the bachelorette parties that visit my restaurant at the beach love to say “tybee island ain’t ready for us!!” like tybee island has never seen 8 fat bitches from swainsboro georgia before
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This pre-cooked sirloin steak I got from Kroger for $3.50 was better than some $20 steaks I’ve had. #expand
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after you’ve used a pfp for 18 consecutive months you can no longer change it without damaging your soul
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I’m so deadass we need to ban AI dawg ts so butt dude
joy boy ♎ (@luffy_d_monki) profile picturejoy boy ♎@luffy_d_monkiJul 16
Luffy vs Imu?! that Haki clash is gonna be crazy 🔥🔥
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These niggas finding out we really like that over here
Elsa (@elsathora) profile pictureElsa
@elsathoraJun 9
Why did no one tell me ranch sauce is like crack? EUROPE WE NEED RANCH ASAP
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JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this 👀
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Can we talk about how literally the entirety of the internet just looks like this now
☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️ (@CatholicCharm) profile picture☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️@CatholicCharmApr 21
POV: you clicked on a recipe link on Pinterest
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Nicholas Craven (@NicholasCraven_) profile pictureNicholas Craven@NicholasCraven_Apr 11
Tyler, the Creator Mariah The Scientist Eric the Architect keep the list going
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Twitter hasn’t been the same since people stopped trying to ratio RapTV
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@ohfoldMar 12
Cash RapTV was actually hilarious
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British lads hit each other with chair (2017)
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticFeb 11
What movie scene gave you literal goosebumps?
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@seattleiminyouFeb 14
Pleading insanity to a traffic violation
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@ezzyskiiFeb 11
My aunt has to be the most embarrassing person on Facebook.....
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Guy who goes to the island but only for cheap drugs
Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) profile pictureKim Dotcom
@KimDotcomJan 31
Drugs/prices from the Epstein files.
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The country you grew up in no longer exists
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@QBgamiJan 5
Matthew Stafford 259 YDS / 4 TD / 0 INT No QBgami. That stat line has happened 2 times before, most recently by Mitchell Trubisky about 19 minutes ago.
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Just smocked weed
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THANK GOD
The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle) profile pictureThe Hollywood Handle
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‘STRANGER THINGS’ ends tomorrow. teapaw.org/badbylerbunny/status/2…
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I wish high school home teams never lost. I wish back road drinking kids never got caught.
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