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25 years old on december 1st.
most crackers don’t make it past the first pull.
somehow this idiot got a dev.
something’s cooking for a very special birthday.
solana:4rkGWJNSUPBcMicXMRAzohEyeJLFG8gUjwiWaz7Pddr3
gp morning.
RuneScape made us answer security questions in an underground death maze to earn colourful shoes.
now strangers want us to connect a wallet for a free mystery token.
wrong fucking audience.
solana:4rkGWJNSUPBcMicXMRAzohEyeJLFG8gUjwiWaz7Pddr3
said “one more inventory” six inventories ago.
at this point the bank staff have seen me more than my family.
one of them just nodded like we’re colleagues.
Christmas Cracker retweeted
i think @LaunchOnSF could do something huge for the trenches with its flywheel
instead of buying back and burning the top 10 tokens imagine using those funds to add permanently locked liquidity to their pairs and reinvesting the fees into more liquidity
deeper pools means people can buy and sell meaningful amounts without moving the chart so heavily
even if a token falls out of the top 10 the liquidity built during its time there stays locked
burning tokens is such a psyops like what are we even doing
this is capital that can be better spent instead of throwing it away
Almost $100M sent back to holders.
Community members used to get screwed by pumpfun.
Now they get paid to hold their favorite memes.
This is a paradigm shift you've all been waiting for.
This is Stonklana.
StonkFun Update
(October 23rd)
Daily:
Revenue: $169,996
Burned: 836.93K $STONK
Cumulative:
Revenue: $38.08M
Holder Rewards: $97.27M
Conviction in based memes steeped in lore.
This is what @LaunchOnSF is bringing back to Solana.
Get in losers, holding your favorite memes is back.
Never - EVER - stop believing.
The biggest problem with the trenches right now is that nobody believes holding memecoins actually pays anymore
Everyone is so conditioned to sell the first pump
Because they've watched every promising chart being bundled, vamped or dumped into oblivion the second they bought
Imagine what happens when people start seeing ordinary normie holders become millionaires again
Conviction will return, communities become stronger and people stop treating every fucking green candle as their last opportunity to exit
We also need to stop extracting every single liquidity inflow we get and the WAGMI mentality has to come back to fix the trenches
Without any person in this space believing you can't have high ceilings, it's just how it works
That's literally all it takes to make the trenches great again
Few weeks until Christmas
$CRACKER can do so much more 👀!
Also, it's not run by a known scam artist, and has way better RuneScape lore.
25 years of gaming and my most memorable moment came at 9am on a dark, wet Saturday morning. No discord call. No mates around. Just me and a tepid cup of coffee. Blinds closed. Dressing gown on. Unshowered. People are saying it was the most homosexual mega-rare pull of all time
Christmas Cracker retweeted
StonkFun reward coins now have a combined holder count of 3.5M.
StonkFun is for holders.
Varrock has shops, a museum, a palace and a thriving market.
its welcome committee is four men in robes trying to kill a child for his shrimp.
lovely city otherwise.





























