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with nonsensical surrealism and an unforgettable sense of presence

Burlington, Vermont
Joined May 2008
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I was sexually assaulted when I was 15, and I never said a word about it to a single solitary soul on this earth for an entire decade. To this day, 35 years later, I still can not talk about it, even in therapy. So, with all due respect (none), go fuck yourself.
Report sexual assault in 6 years or forget it. Are we going to have trials for men aged 90 for something they did at 17?
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This is not the news I wanted to read
After months of speculation, Burlington City Council President Ben Traverse (D-Ward 5) on Friday officially announced his intent to pursue the Queen City’s top office. Traverse, a Democrat, declared his intent on the the Morning Drive radio show ahead of a planned morning press conference at Battery Park. The talk show is hosted by Kurt Wright, the last Republican to serve on Burlington’s city council and represent the city in the Statehouse. “I love this city,” Traverse told Wright after making it official. “I’m worried that [my children are] not going to love Burlington in the same way that you and I do. We should be and can still be a fun and thriving, resilient city.” buff.ly/JGhvU06
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Voting is a very personal and private decision, so I am going to have a press conference and do a media tour about mine.
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The younger generations are so innocent, and I love that for them.
In the lyrics to Stacy's Mom, it's implied that Stacy is the same age as the narrator, which is probably somewhere in middle school or early high. But if her dad walked out, and her mom goes on business trips, does this mean a teenage girl is just being left in her house alone?
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How is this shit legal? I paid for a year of AMC+ because it included Shudder. How can they just take away half of the content I want AFTER I already paid? I hope someone sues.
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Apparently this is only for people who subscribe through Amazon. Seriously, we need a class action suit over this.
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I have never wanted to be cat woman more in my life
PSA: Before yall buy them costumes remember cat woman was not 300 pounds
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I'm still dealing with this tooth. After my crown was placed, I ended up having an abscess. There was a crack in the tooth they didn't see. I just had a root canal Friday. I've been dealing with this tooth since March!!! All because I clench my teeth in my sleep
It took me so long to finally get my tooth fixed. I got in for an emergency visit right away to make a treatment plan, but I didn't get the tooth worked on until last week. Anyway, last night my temporary crown shattered. After the dentist closed for a long weekend. 😩
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Don't threaten me with a good time
If Republicans lose the House, RFK Jr. and Pete Hegseth will likely be impeached, says Steve Bannon.
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If you like cozy games like Animal Crossing, you might want to check this game out. It's free to play on Switch for a week, starting today. I personally love it. I have 1100+ hours into this game, and counting
Free Week is HERE on Nintendo Switch! ✨ Nintendo Switch Online members can jump in and try @hellokitty Island Adventure for free! 🌴💖 Pack your bags and get ready for friendship #HelloKittyIslandAdventure #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitchOnline
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Pears *do* wanna be pie. I've made this bourbon pear pie for the past 9 New Year's Eves, and it's the best pie I've ever eaten.
it’s pears. pears is like unambitious apples. pear don’t wanna be pie. pear don’t wanna be sauce. pear don’t wanna be juice. pear don’t even wanna be salad unless gorgonzola there.
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Dr. Ruth, Dr. Laura, Dr. Phil. There's definitely no precedent of publishing books with the title of "Dr" for people who aren't MDs 🙄
Why is Vintage publishing her book with “Dr” in the byline? Because the book’s marketing is tied to her being an internet main character of the day so her name on the cover has to allude to this? Weird things are happening in publishing.
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RIP Google assistant. I guess I've got to make my own reminders and turn my lights on manually from now on, because I refuse to use gen ai. F*uck @Google!
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I've been on the phone with economic services (about a mistake on their end) for 54 minutes, but don't worry, the recording just came on to tell me my wait is only a half hour now! 🙃
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Finally off the phone! 1 hour and 30 minutes just to be told it was a "computer error" and she'll fix it right away. You'd have a hard time convincing me this isn't by design.
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They didn't "steal" anything. They are women who competed and won. My question is why the headline says "athletes" and "gold medals," but the article is about things like Jeopardy! and prom queen.
Trans athletes have 'stolen' nearly 2,300 gold medals from women and girls in the US: report trib.al/JIZz4j7
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I would kms
If I ever wrote something that was favorably re-quoted by Ted Cruz, I would seriously question the fabric of my moral character
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If you had a kid who had gender dysphoria before social media, you would know this isn't true. You just make things up to justify your ignorant opinions! All social media did was give these kids the language to understand their feelings and the community to support them.
Replying to @intergeri
It’s because of social media most of all that so many kids think they are in the wrong body
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Whenever someone is like "that's just some guy in his mom's basement," I'm like, "No, that's Bob from accounting." These are people you know and probably think are nice!
Hate the “well that’s only online” attitude people have about misogyny on here. Like those people walk among us. They don’t dematerialize when they’re not online
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We have only one bathroom for 4 adults, and it only works because we're on different schedules. But now my daughter has to get up early, so she's on the same schedule as me and my partner. Three people all needing the bathroom first thing in the morning is the worst!
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THIS is what we want from an opposition party! Some opposition, some push back, refusing to let those ghouls frame the debate! It's not that complicated.
Funny how he didnt cave on the exact same question talarico got asked🤔
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It's not about sports. It's about the rights that have been stripped away over the past two years, and the fact the democrats are not willing to stand up for trans people. Trans women in sports is just a RW distraction while they take away rights. They need to say that!!
trans people shouldnt play sports ≠ trans people should fuck off and die
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My daughter can't get a f*cking passport to leave this sh*thole country, but the Democrats want to play games and let maga set the rules of the conversation. (And no, I don't mean she has to get one with an M. She can't get one at all.)
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