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Durham, NC
Joined June 2021
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To God be all glory! I’m so grateful for the feature!
Had a lot of lovely messages on this new @Guardian piece from people discovering the hundreds of brilliant black horticulturalists on social media - a good round up below of ones not mentioned in the piece bewellindy.co/2021/04/15/10-… theguardian.com/environment/…
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Me parece inaudito que en todo ese maldito pais no haya una sola persona con talento musical y se deban conformar con la tipa que sabe hacer como gallina
she really made a whole fucking song about tel aviv LMFAOOOO
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If you want to understand what unfolded between Tuesday and Friday, read pages 632–634 of Project 2025.
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So let me get this straight. An A.I. startup gave to Sean Duffy’s son in law’s campaign for congress. Then Sean Duffy and the FAA gave that same company a 12 year, $875M contract for their A.I. air traffic control system. That same traffic system went live nationwide Nov. 10. Three days later, the FAA had to ground all flights because the system failed. Ok. Lock em all up.
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Ich respektiere "Fluch der Karibik" weiterhin sehr dafür, dass die Filme sagen: "Ja, es gibt zwar Magie und verfluchte Captains, die auf ihren Geisterschiffen Menschen versklaven, sowie mythologische Ungeheuer, aber die wirklichen Schurken sind immernoch die Briten!" Based
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Lol! Nah that was the clean version☺️ see back then we had to go in the studio twice… you had to replace dirty or curse words with clean words so it could play on the radio☺️🫶🏾
Replying to @MissyElliott
Why is missy saying ‘shave my chacha’ I clearly remember it being ‘chocha’. Mandela effect
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"Cracked" went from being one of my daily reads to a website I stopped thinking about entirely
Millennials, what’s something that disappeared so quietly you didn’t even realise you’d experienced it for the LAST time?
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Chris’ mom had him be the only kid in the house cleaning the table and the dishes. And I think a lot of people missed the point that he wasn’t complaining about doing it, but it’s the fact that he does it alone while his siblings are old enough to help him instead of watching TV.
quien tiene una peor vida? el egoista manipulador o el niño que todos odian?
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I just left a Pizza Hut and two kids turned in their free pizza certificate from book reading…it ain’t ova, saints!
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The Flight attendant said “Aggie Pride” to me, I asked her what years was she at A&T, she told me she didn’t go A&T but she saw the Drumline movie with Nick Cannon
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Lo siento pero yo también he visto La Señora Doubtfire.
JUST IN: Jensen Huang's cousin, AMD CEO Lisa Su, has been named Yahoo Finance's 2026 CEO of the Year.
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To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
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Botanical/plant terms and glossaries. Here’s three of my favourites (now that X can post up to 20 images…)
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I faked being sick so I could stay home and watch Anita Baker on the Donahue Show. The piano melody, the ease of her vocals, and such stunning composure to just lay this song out while sitting down in a CHAIR right in the middle of the day. Chile… she blew my little self AWAY!
38 years ago today, 'Giving You the Best That I Got' by Anita Baker hit No. 1 on the Billboard Hot Black Singles chart. It spent 2 weeks there.
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Happy Birthday Big Whoop! 🥳
We love Whoopi around here. Our girl is 71 today.
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Have a great weekend 💕✨
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I just saw someone spell chivalry like shivery as in shivering as in shiver me timbers🤣
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it has been 316 days since ICE murdered keith porter jr. he has gotten no justice. stop forgetting his name
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Nelly Furtado claimed she was "like a bird", however she also claimed to be a "maneater", so it doesn't take a paleontologist or ornithologist to deduce that Nelly Furtado is in fact a Velociraptor
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nah, this is what happens when you think diversity only means black people.
This is what happens when you let bigots write laws. Florida’s anti-DEI law just came back to bite them in the ass. They were so busy trying to cancel everybody else’s culture, they ended up canceling their own parade. Oops. 📌 Delray Beach can no longer sponsor its beloved St. Patrick’s Day Parade because celebrating Irish heritage falls under the state’s sweeping restrictions on ethnicity-based programs.
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