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Cherise Threewitt

@crazyreesie

Writer. Test driver. Pixar mom. Bylines @usnewscars @slashgear @carconnection @cargurus @caranddriver @usatoday @howstuffworks (RIP). VP Membership @mamaonline.

 Chicago, IL
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Joined August 2010
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New job description: Will get naked for cars. My @CARandDRIVER feature, “The Full Monty Carlo,” about my day at a car show at a nudist colony, is in bookstores now.
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A giant Go Fuck Yourself to whoever complained to the Illinois Secretary of State and got my license place revoked.
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This aged well.
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VP20 Apr 2025
Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!
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I haven't even seen the episode yet and I'm still choking at this:
Tranna Wintour (@TrannaWintour) profile pictureTranna Wintour@TrannaWintour17 Mar 2025
#whitelotus Gwen Stefani:
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The party of smaller government what now
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Jesus Christ.
Nicholas A. Christakis (@NAChristakis) profile pictureNicholas A. Christakis
@NAChristakis18 Feb 2025
A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state. HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings." documents.house.mo.gov/billt…
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I don't even really like SNL but this is awesome.
Richard Roeper (@RichardERoeper) profile pictureRichard Roeper
@RichardERoeper16 Feb 2025
I'll be watching the @nbcsnl anniversary special from my friends' house in Aurora. When they bought the place from the original owners in the late 1990s, they liked the decor in the basement so much that they've kept the basics intact.
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Fucking insane. This is nothing but a stunt — it’s well documented what life is like as the incubator to a Musk spawn — and while the kid deserves better, the adults’ performative demands for privacy are bullshit.
Brian Glicklich (@brianglicklich) profile pictureBrian Glicklich
@brianglicklich15 Feb 2025
.@stclairashley is a woman of tremendous integrity, committed to protecting her family. This reasonable request should be honored by media.
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Kids are not off limits for journalists when you made the conception a political spectacle.
Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) profile pictureAshley St. Clair
@stclairashley15 Feb 2025
In all sincerity, appreciate the kind words. Wish I did not feel the need to make a statement. Kids should be off limits for journalists Will be spending time with my family & logging off for a while.
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I still call it Sears fucking Tower, so…
Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) profile pictureBilly Baldwin
@BillyBaldwin13 Feb 2025
Do you now call it the Gulf of America or do you still call it the Gulf of Mexico?
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At least she’s hot. Stupid, but hot.
Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) profile pictureYashar Ali 🐘
@yashar10 Feb 2025
NEWS In a 52-46 vote, the US Senate has voted to invoke cloture on Tulsi Gabbard’s nomination to serve as Director of National Intelligence. The confirmation vote is next and she is sure to be confirmed.
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Teslas are the best! My car drove itself over a curb and into a light pole, and I didn’t even get hurt even though I did nothing to try to stop it!
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Doesn’t Bill Hader always mask in public? I don’t know shit about comedy because it’s not actually funny, but I know that much.
greta (@haderrsnl) profile picturegreta@haderrsnl9 Feb 2025
WTF HELLO???
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All out of the goodness of his heart. Or, wait, he wants to be the only one to rob you.
SULLY (@SULLY10X) profile pictureSULLY
@SULLY10X8 Feb 2025
The wealthiest man in the world is sleeping on the floor of a building in DC to make sure the government isn’t robbing you.
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Private equity ruining my childhood once again.
Los Angeles Times (@latimes) profile pictureLos Angeles Times
@latimes7 Feb 2025
All Quiksilver, Billabong and Volcom stores to close amid Chapter 11 bankruptcy latimes.com/business/story/2…
All Quiksilver, Billabong and Volcom stores to close amid Chapter 11 bankruptcy

All Quiksilver, Billabong and Volcom stores to close amid Chapter 11 bankruptcy

Parent company Liberated Brands blamed fast fashion and e-commerce moving too quickly to sustain its outdated brick-and-mortar stores in bankruptcy filings.

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Wicked helpful, thanks dude.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn8 Feb 2025
Trump: Groceries, sort of an old fashioned word. The price of groceries went through the roof… You take a look at eggs today— I mean, the eggs are double, triple, quadruple, they’re going through the roof. No, there’s some outside problem with eggs maybe.
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I’m totally fine with giving it to teachers and schools but don’t y’all also want to abolish public education? Pick a lane.
Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) profile pictureJustine Bateman
@JustineBateman4 Feb 2025
Let's take even a fraction of the USAID money that @ElonMusk and the #DOGE Boys have @DOGE'd up and give it to American teachers, schools, police, firemen, nurses, etc. Can you picture that?
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Why the fuck are you licking Trump’s boot from Canada.
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Defund SpaceX. It should survive on its own.
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk4 Feb 2025
Defund NPR. It should survive on its own.
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My kid goes to a Chicago public K-8 a couple miles from this school and unequivocally, fuck this shit. It is nothing less than evil to target kids when they’re away from their parents. To put educators — public servants — in this position. Fuck everyone who voted for this.
Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) profile pictureEd Krassenstein
@EdKrassen24 Jan 2025
BREAKING: Today, Trump’s ICE agents showed up at a public elementary school in Chicago. Hamlin Elementary School, a K-8 school with 529 students—an overwhelming majority of whom are Latino—refused to let ICE agents into the building. Is this really the America we want? A place where innocent school kids have to live in fear?
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US Secret Service confirmed that they approached a South Side school Friday, Hamline Elementary school. Not ICE. Secret Service said they were investigating a threat. They were told the person they wanted to talk to was at the school, but they did not enter. abc7chicago.com/amp/post/us-im… x.com/cpd1617scanner…
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