@creatorconn

It's payday, here's your reality check bitch.

 portland
Joined February 2014
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@sportschop Stotts!Hammer time!Stotts signs 3 year deal as blazers look forward after over achieving supposed rebuild season
I’ve got the looks, I’ve got the style! That’s how I won an award on #badoo! badoo.com/en-us/b/1329010262…
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Mission accomplished. Coming soon.
With a skeleton crew, filming for Amazon Prime's new motoring programme has begun.
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There's gonna be piss everywhere cause I'm only pullin 3's
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Connor Guest retweeted
105.1 The Fan@1051TheFan6 May 2015
RT @SLAMonline: A @TrailBlazers-inspired art show hits Portland this Thursday: slam.ly/PMeuin
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It was so cold on my bike ride home today, thank the stars I had my @mymorningjacket to keep me warm.
Relationships. Girl:Where are you taking me? Guy:For granted! #fearisntreal @prattprattpratt
Bo Ryan has done the impossible by making me happy Duke won. What a crotchety old man. All thats left is to yell at duke to get off his lawn
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I don't care how hot she is, dumb is not attractive.
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Good luck to the @trailblazers as they can clinch a playoff spot tonight and get closer to winning their division!
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She's married to Jesus? Good, I like threesomes. @UncleBlazer @ders808
RT @dr_crawf Talking about Steve Nash right now on #DustyAndCam. Let's never forget that this photo happened.
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Eli Howard@eliphoward22 Mar 2015
Is America still the most obese country on earth, because everyone is a fitness coach these days. – at Molalla, OR
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#BroDiscussion If you could either have your home town WNBA team win a championship or win $5, what would you buy with your $5?
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Screw finding my miss USA. Im looking for my miss USDA. #BEEFY
Here's to a long life and a happy one. A quick death and an easy one. A good girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one.
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Please. Whatever you do, don't dye your beer green.
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I don't make mistakes. I date them.
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