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CapEsq

@crev99

I am a nerd at heart and a lawyer by trade.

Joined April 2022
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Insult of the year.
Rebecca Tucker (@RebeccaTucker85) profile pictureRebecca Tucker
@RebeccaTucker85May 27
Replying to @Jaklgreen @CyborgPeds
Fuck off Amelia Bedelia. I’m not typing detailed disclaimers in every post because you decide to take everything hyper literally.
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@jarvis_bestApr 30
Greg?
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@nypostApr 30
Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT
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Replying to @JAndrewLauer @J_R_Sastre
Email jurisdiction is the true long dick of the law
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Oscar Pistorius kind of walked so this guy could sort of run
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@fox5dcMar 23
A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. fox5dc.com/news/dayton-webbe…
Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

Quadruple amputee, professional cornhole player faces murder charges

A professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee has been formally charged with murder and multiple related offenses in connection with a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County on March...

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I'm starting to think Yamamoto was worth the Dodgers' money.
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Dodgers need someone, anyone, other than Ohtani to step up here.
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The Blue Jays are the 2017 Astros.
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i'm worried this will sound racist but the Dodgers' starting pitcher looks EXACTLY like their leadoff hitter
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Clayton Kershaw.
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America Celebrates Juneteenth, The Day Republicans Freed All The Democrats' Slaves buff.ly/imXRKDf
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When it turned out the meeting we thought was today is actually in several weeks, then were we like unto them that dream
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This is good enough that it deserves my own retweet.
CapEsq (@crev99) profile pictureCapEsq
@crev991 Jun 2025
Replying to @jpodhoretz
For her, it was one of the greatest acting experiences of her life. For him, it was Tuesday.
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If anyone wants to know where I'll be on August 14th.
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@UniversalPicsAU13 May 2025
Nobody ruins his vacation. #Nobody2 hits cinemas August 14.

Nobody 2 | Official Trailer (Universal Pictures) - HD

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Every time I drive by a soccer field I get sad because they could have fit like 1 and a half baseball fields there
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Impossible to find a Sioux chef.
Patrick Blumenthal (@PatrickJBlum) profile picturePatrick Blumenthal
@PatrickJBlum17 Feb 2025
why have I never seen a Native American restaurant?
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We need a winter baseball league. Minor leaguers, college kids; I don"t care. I'm a baseball junkie without a fix.
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My wife is super cool. Even if it is two hours post Valentine's.
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Gus-Gus doesn't get enough credit. Him showing up was just as important as The Fairy Godmother.
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