
π Hold on to your Crotch, we're going to the topπ The most daring meme coin in the cryptoverse. Join us for laughs, gains, and a wild ride! π #CrotchToken
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Big things happening behind the scenes for CROTCH π
New Uniswap & VVS contracts are currently being deployed with a much stronger ecosystem structure built for scaling, future onboarding and larger volume.
We were advised to migrate from the original admin wallet after a potential TrustWallet security threat was flagged. Nothing was touched, nothing was hacked and funds are safe, but when building something serious you secure everything properly and move fast to prevent future mishaps.
Migration interface is going live and will be quick and easy for holders to swap and claim their tokens to the new contract.
After that, the first influencer campaigns begin π₯
Multiple influencer agreements are now progressing with huge follower numbers, views and engagement across several platforms. This is not short term paid hype. The focus is long term growth, exposure and building a serious audience around the project.
A lot more has been happening than people realise and the foundations are now far stronger than before.
We will give full instructions on how to claim the tokens over the coming week, but it is super simple and quick. Join the Telegram group to keep up to date
t.me/c/crotchcrypto
Next phase = execution π
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Day 247 of studying the crypto markets.
Things we've learned:
π΄ Red candles = character development
π’ Green candles = suddenly everyone's a genius
π $CROTCH = still hasn't returned his library books
Class dismissed. π
Analysts: "We need to break resistance before going any higher."
$CROTCH: "Have you guys considered using a cable car?" π
Four years of technical analysis, completely defeated by public transportation.
Anyway, enjoy the ride, crocs. π
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Crotch still packing bags for Q4 π§³
GM $CROTCH fam!
A little market maintenance before the next leg up. π§π
$Crotch is on the job.
GMonday $CROTCH fam!
Whatever the market is cooking, itβs starting to smell like Uptober. ππ
The bull is clean. The horns are polished.
Please proceed directly to Uptober. π
$CROTCH
They said βtouch grass,β so $CROTCH started growing his own. ππ±
A little BTC here, some ETH there, and an unreasonable amount of emotional support for the alts.
No refreshing the chart every 30 seconds.
Weβre professionals now.
#CROTCH #CryptoCommunity #bullrun #Crypto #airdrop #CRO #Eth
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Q4: βHope you finished everything you said youβd do this year.β π
$CROTCH: βCan we discuss this after coffee?β β
Anyway⦠new quarter. Back to work.
Weekend is here. π
Take some profit, close the charts, and go touch grass. ππ±
$CROTCH Enjoy the weekend, fam.






















