dysphoria diary straight from the clown’s kisser 1/2 of @MPDG_official

Tucson, AZ
Joined March 2020
y’all mind if i fuck around and release a 2nd song?
‘OPSEC’ by Hightek Lowlife feat. Manik Panik Dream Girlz 🩷💚💜 out on 9/16 👁️
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xXChrissyCatXx retweeted
i can’t engage in lesbian PIV discourse because i see the words “lesbian PIV” and instantly get so hard i pass out
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xXChrissyCatXx retweeted
My muscles involuntarily flexed
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i think trans women who are attracted to other women deserve to be able to date cis women or trans women or both depending on how compatible they are with each other :)
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i’m beginning to worry that i might be considered just conventionally attractive enough to where most people i interact with probably think i’m a conceited asshole and not socially inept with a slowly decreasing capacity to mask. does that make sense
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xXChrissyCatXx retweeted
Someone squeezed the GTA protagonists out of a tube
Someone squeezed the GTA protagonists out of a tube, and I have so many questions. 😭🧴 From Claude to the GTA VI era, watching these characters appear like this is ridiculous in the best possible way. I’m still trying to decide whether Trevor coming out of a tube is the funniest part or the most terrifying. 💀 Which character should have stayed in the tube? 👀
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the type of gay dudes you run into at an ayesha erotica show
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woke up and had the sore throat swallow
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boutta do sleeping with sirens - if i’m james dean at my job’s halloween party wish me luck
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genuinely what is wrong with me that makes it so i’m only allowed to wake up, make breakfast, have coffee, and do some makeup before becoming so farigued that i have to lay down and put off going into work. how am i supposed to live like this
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i wish the concept of getting surgery wasn’t utterly terrifying to me
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Hot take but I agree
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don’t know who told you otherwise but i do in fact “actually suffer from autism”
this used to be called having incompatible personalities. not everything is autism stop abusing the word it dilutes the perception of people who actually suffer from autism
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chat, is propranolol gonna make my dick stop working?
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do you ever start talking to someone and realize you have noticeably incompatible autisms
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this had like 100 likes when i went to bed 💀 uhh follow my band on spotify or wherever, we’re about to release new music open.spotify.com/artist/3UCG…
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someone i’m barely acquainted with reached out to me for the first time in almost a year to ask me “questions” because they want to transition. for the record, do not do this
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xXChrissyCatXx retweeted
Franklin: hey you gotta keep taking your hormone
I had no idea Michael, Franklin and Trevor each had unique dialogue for the cross-dressing NPCs in GTA 5. 😭
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