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Joined November 2013
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The Macro Minute | Nov 5, 2026: Q3 Nonfarm Productivity Data Challenges the Inflation Regime For daily updates, follow The Macro Minute on your favorite podcast platform.
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Miles McSproto retweeted
everyone is scared of quantum again 9 crypto firms just said 6.04m bitcoin:native is "exposed"..... thats $493b of coins supposedly waiting for the first quantum computer now read who signed it > quantus sells a quantum resistant chain > keystone sells hardware wallets > hacken sells security audits the people warning you are the same people selling the fix will it matter one day?? probably, postquant labs is calling 2028 but no machine on earth can crack a single key today arthur hayes nailed it, the real risk is people reusing addresses bitcoin:native is sitting at $81.7k $85k comes way before any quantum computer does
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Miles McSproto retweeted
$JEANPHIL Everyone is sleeping on this one now, so it's a good time to reload A viral character with tens of millions of views, a recognizable identity and a community with the same vibes. A reclaim of $7.5-8M MC and this shit could get sexy real quick. Bulls will take control soon. The character is already viral. Now imagine the disbelief of faders when we send again.
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Our top holder just locked 5% of the entire solana:GTBxUiw6wJdmmkCGZgRHLyYxqu1vG4KtRpeox6yDpump supply into a non-cancelable Streamflow contract. Not words. Not a screenshot. Not "trust me." Locked in code, for anyone on earth to verify. What it means: โ€ขNon-cancelable. It cannot be undone, not by them, not by anyone, ever. โ€ขFully locked until April 2027, then vesting gradually all the way into April 2028. โ€ขOur biggest hand is committed for the long haul. No rug. No early exit. No games. To everyone who doubted us, who called it, who said we were stalling, who said it would never happen: it's live, it's real, and it's permanent. You don't have to take my word for a single thing. Click the link and see it yourself. PROOF, on-chain, right here:โ€จapp.streamflow.finance/contrโ€ฆ $JEANPHIL launched 100% fair. No presale, no team allocation. And now our top holder is locking down and building toward 2028 and beyond. We said we'd bring the proof the second it was done. Here it is. This is the next chapter. $JEANPHIL
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If thereโ€™s one photo to sum up the Trump era, this is it.
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Good morning โ˜€๏ธ Today will be a good day ๐Ÿ˜‰ Oui madame
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Update on the lock I've been working on this all day, so here's where things stand. The tokens were bought through DEX trading inside the OKX exchange app. They can't simply be sent to a wallet. The only official way out is OKX's "Wallet release": first, control of the trading wallet is handed over to your own wallet. Then the tokens are moved out with OKX's official transfer tool. Before touching the real tokens, I ran the whole process on a separate test account with a small amount of test tokens, just to make sure every step works: - The wallet release worked. - OKX's transfer tool is installed correctly and reads everything right. - The tool says the transfer was successful. On Solscan it failed. So something is wrong on OKX's side. The error comes from OKX's own smart contract: "Instruction is deprecated" (error 6069). OKX's tool still uses a function that OKX has since switched off. Anyone can check it here: solscan.io/tx/QCk14sgBbKia2Xโ€ฆ OKX support couldn't help me so far. One agent didn't even know the wallet release feature exists. So I'm tracking down the problem myself: going through every possible route, testing each one step by step and weighing the risks. With this amount, I'd rather take one more day than make a single mistake. So this might move to tomorrow. The holder's tokens haven't been touched, and the lock is still happening. I won't move anything until I know the route works 100%. I'll keep you updated. teapaw.org/Greedoggo/status/21104โ€ฆ
For everyone asking why the tokens can't just be sent to a wallet, here's how it works. The tokens were bought with DEX trading inside the OKX exchange app. That doesn't put them in a normal Web3 wallet. OKX holds them in its own onchain trading wallet, a smart contract wallet attached to the exchange account. An exchange account is not a Web3 wallet. There is no seed phrase and no private key you could import into Phantom or anywhere else. OKX says this itself: these wallets are smart contracts that can't be imported into other wallet apps. So there is no simple "send" button for these tokens. The only official way out is OKX's "Wallet release": 1. In the OKX app, control of the trading wallet is handed over to your own wallet. 2. Then the tokens are moved out with OKX's own transfer tool. We're testing the whole process with a small amount first, because with this amount there's no room for mistakes. That's why it takes time. Read it yourself: OKX, wallet release for DEX trading wallets: okx.com/en-us/help/how-to-seโ€ฆ OKX, how DEX trading in the exchange works: okx.com/en-us/help/how-do-i-โ€ฆ OKX's official transfer tool: github.com/okx/Wallet-Releasโ€ฆ Before you spread doubts, read OKX's own docs. It's all there.
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Hero! ๐Ÿ“ธ
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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Late stage MAGA is so disgusting and unrecognizable to me, and I find this shocking as one who attended more Trump rallies than I can count. A woman with a โ€œRelease The Epstein Filesโ€ shirt stands at a Trump rally shouting at Trump to release the Epstein files and gets physically beaten by the MAGA men around her, who probably call themselves Christians. Then our obese President makes fun of her calling her โ€œfatโ€ and โ€œhimโ€ claiming sheโ€™s a paid protestor. She got thrown out and the men who attacked her got to stay. MAGA rallies used to be filled with people who agreed with releasing the Epstein files, defended women, and would step in if a woman was attacked. Now the dying remnant of MAGA is made up of people who emulate their cult leader. Attacking women, making fun of their looks, and turning on the victims of the elites. Itโ€™s a cult, an ugly grotesque cult that does not display Christian values because the cult leader himself is not a Christian even though the vast majority who attend his rallies would identify as Christian. Know them by their fruit. The fruit is rotten. Because the cult leader himself is a wolf in sheepโ€™s clothing who has led the flock astray.
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Episode 2 is here. The viral faces are back, and this time the story gets messier. Made with Higgsfield AI Influencer. Starring @JeanPhilMadame @DerekMercer2006 @AbuShalab_
Viral AI influencers just got their own short drama. The crossover brings together the viral faces youโ€™ve seen taking over your feed. Made with Higgsfield AI Influencer. Starring @JeanPhilMadame @DerekMercer2006 @abushalab
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Show me a nicer pump fun coin launch chart that looks as juicy as this three weeks after launch next phase of buying to break ATH could be fun $JEANPHIL
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Mona Lisa, if she lived in our generation and had bought $JEANPHIL
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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Replying to @HopiumPapi
Our new stealth launch coin launcher where every coin pumps HPOS10I bc itโ€™s paired with it is live now btw brother thehatchery.site We are supporting Sproto coin launches as a collective ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฆ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜๏ธ
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BURN THE FUCKING DIESEL.
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Miles McSproto retweeted
This video should give you a better understanding of just how big $JEANPHIL is about to become. Look at how flawless this is. Jean Phil replacing Phil Collins during his legendary performance of "In the Air Tonight." The camera angles, the movements, the expressions, the entire atmosphere. Everything looks so natural and authentic that if you had no idea who Jean Phil or Phil Collins were, you probably wouldn't even question whether this was real. Now think about the bigger picture. Jean Phil can replace ANYONE, in ANYTHING, EVERYWHERE. Movies, music videos, commercials, political satire, viral memes, brand advertisements. The possibilities are literally endless. And here's my thesis: Jean Phil won't just be an AI influencer. He has the potential to become THE face of AI influence itself. Every company, brand, and content creator is fighting for the same thing: ATTENTION. And @JeanPhilMadame is becoming a character that can be inserted into virtually any situation to capture it. Think about Barbie or Superman. There are thousands of dolls and superheroes, but those two became cultural icons. They transcended their original purpose and became household names recognized across generations. That's what I believe we're witnessing with Jean Phil. There will be thousands of AI influencers, but people will always remember the originals. The characters that defined the beginning of an entirely new era. Jean Phil is that character. Not just an AI influencer. THE AI influencer. Oui Madame.
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Miles McSproto retweeted
๐Ÿšจ $JEANPHIL IS MAKING NOISE ON SOLANA ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ Meet JEAN PHIL โ€” a larger-than-life character bringing meme energy and a bold narrative to the timeline. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ The character is iconic. The activity is heating up. ๐Ÿ‘€ Keep JEAN PHIL on your radar. The next chapter is unwritten. ๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿ”— Chart: dexscreener.com/solana/cb4GFโ€ฆโ ๏ฟฝ
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Miles McSproto retweeted
this character has onboarded more people into crypto this week than most celebrities i myself have a handful of friends that are funnelling in through him lmao so banger
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