god’s lonely woman/shame’s only daughter
Joined December 2010
- Tweets18.8K
- Following343
- Followers1K
- Likes15.8K
I know everyone in my life hates my freaking guts because apparently adam friedland posted a sublime unplugged song TWO days ago???? and no one sent it to me
Had to look up this queen whom they call Bigfoot Bertha and omg you could literally be married to THE short king and give birth to THE Charlemagne and the history books will still find a way to point out your clompers in perpetuity
I’m just gonna say it. My girl Joan didion was lying her skinny little ass off about that packing list. There’s just no way that’s all she brought
It’s silver Jews Friday. It’s silver Jews fall. It’s silver Jews year. It’s silver Jews my whole life
Going to a pricey Brooklyn restaurant that makes you order everything at once really fast so they can turn tables faster……BOO!!!!!!!
Experiencing Seasons might be the most fundamental aspect of being a human and feeling like a human and connecting with others as well as earth sun and moon. Florida is deprived of all this which is why everyone who lives there is clinically insane
Someone in rural Massachusetts just told me that if I whisper intentions into my buzzball it won’t do harm to me and you know what? I #BelieveWomen
Anya Taylor joy in the VVitch: cool how there’s 4 butters in the larder and none go with my sandwich. Normal world
Black Phillip the demon goat: wow it’s almost like those are my living deliciously butters and aren’t meant to go on sandwiches???? But ok go off
