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Never, and I mean never, start a bio with “never, and I mean never”

Joined August 2015
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
We are headed for global South Africa.
There are entire trillion dollar industries built around pretending it’s not just this graph a million times over.
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
Today marks 11yrs since the Bataclan massacre. Muslims slaughtered 130 and maimed 683. V ictims were castrated, raped, disembowelled and tortured before execution. French authorities suppressed this fact for 'social cohesion'. This image was taken moments before the attack.🇫🇷
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
Rupert Lowe explains what happened to Lebanon when the Muslim population went over 15% "When Lebanon got its independence in 1948. They were a Christian country and they were a very confident country. They had the best universities. They had a very open society. I never went to Beirut. I don't know if you went to Beirut, but Beirut in the 60s was meant to be the best place on earth to be. Great wine, freedom, very enlightened. It was a great place; lots of people were there. The minute that the Muslim population went over about 15%, you started to get a problem with a civil war. You got the Druze and Maronite Christians in a civil war with the Muslims. And now Lebanon is a Muslim country, and Hezbollah, backed by Iran, is effectively running the show."
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Took just over one minute.
The quick switch from bitching about the “women and children” to “I’m gonna take you as a slave” was hilarious
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
This is the Christmas market in Rynek Square and surrounding area in Wrocław, Poland 🇵🇱. Not a diversity barrier in sight.
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
🚨 Commissie in paniek als ik de feiten over de islam en vrouwenrechten benoem. De voorzitter grijpt in en wil me de mond snoeren. De islam is een totalitaire ideologie en vormt een gevaar voor onze samenleving. Ik heb het recht, en de verplichting, dit te benoemen.
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Casual sex is just Russian roulette Ladies, at some point, you’ll meet the 5% predator Gentlemen, at some point, you’ll meet the 5% false accuser Settle down
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Stupid question but why would a girl want to lick a guys arse?
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
Woman describes intimate details of what the Accusers of Russell Brand did the night they met him
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
Sky's @katiebarnfield was left in hospital after being mauled by a dog last year. She's since spent months investigating why dog attacks are getting worse, and whether it's time for a new approach. If you've had an experience of a dog attack, get in touch at: [email protected]
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
Replying to @paleochristcon
When a woman says no 20 years later she means no.
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
A trip to Blanchardstown would fucking radicalise you!
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
Replying to @thejournal_ie
Tax is far too high. Welfare is far too generous. Leftism is a disease. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
There is an unemployed Romanian man taking over 1,000 euro a week from working Irish people. You would have to earn 75,000 euro annually to take home as much. Complete betrayal by our government.
Payment from social welfare sent into me found in a hostel in Dublin 😲
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Pretty damning statistics
The ethnicity most likely to be on welfare in each country. USA: Somalia #1 Denmark: Somalia #1 Netherlands: Somalia #1 Norway: Somalia #1 Finland: Somalia #1 Sweden: Somalia #1 Somalis are most likely to be on welfare and have the highest crime rates per captia.
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If you don’t hate Islam, it’s because you don’t know anything about it.
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
For those suffering from amnesia, 25 years ago Muslims carried out the deadliest Islamic terrorist attack in history, on US soil. As of today, 8 Muslims have now been elected to Congress. All Democrats. I don’t even know what to say anymore. I feel sick.
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
Michigan's Democratic candidate for Senate Abdul El-Sayed confronted @jamesmatthewsky, telling him he wouldn't answer his questions as he wants "zero" votes in the UK. Watch the heated exchange between the two. Watch our live coverage of the US midterms➡️ trib.al/BikRSb2
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Military Calisthenics Paddy retweeted
Most Popular Baby Names for Boys in the UK (1996-2024) 🇬🇧
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Replying to @musclebooster_
Let’s fucking goooo. I’m getting more pussy than a cat shelter in January, and I’m in my 50s nigga. All thanks to just seven minutes a day for seven days with military mother fucking callisthenics, baby.
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