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Joined October 2021
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i SUCKKKK at estimating how much money i am spending!!!! i be like β€œi should have $700-$800 left” and bitch it be β€œ$203.64” !!!! LMFAOOOO who is using my card!!!!
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PinkPantheress shade will not be tolerated im so strict about her she’s genuinely Michael Jackson reborn idc
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we used to get our periods at the same time
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Budget for November is Β£5
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the sexiest man alive ain’t no white man, i’ll tell you that much!
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I love women who wear clothes that don’t fit them big ass titties
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i love my pussy and my pussy love me
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Downstairs DJ is so slept on
i love my pussy and my pussy love me
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Niggas be ugly as fuck tryna be religious.
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Fine shiiiπŸ§ŽπŸΎβ€β™€οΈ
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so hinge is really the best dating app we got? fairs
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You ppl in my dm, do you know why im not replying? You ppl are not asking for my account number. Stop sensing me dms and dick pictures, ask for my account details.
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this is literally half of the internet especially people who *consistently* complain about small talk
this is probably gonna piss someone off but a friend just reblogged this on tumblr and like. standing ovation, encore, etc, esp that last paragraph in the second image
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this is probably gonna piss someone off but a friend just reblogged this on tumblr and like. standing ovation, encore, etc, esp that last paragraph in the second image
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one of the stranger parts of being an adult is realising how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited, not even out of curiosity.
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everytime i look a girl with a nice stomach i think "why is your belly not pierced"
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β€œWell Generative AI is here now so we might as well-..” WE HAD LIVES BEFORE GENERATIVE AI. COOL THINGS WERE MADE WITHOUT GENERATIVE AI FOR DECADES
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Megan Thee Stallion photographed by Shaniqwa Jarvis
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People act like being a parent is like being a prisoner for decades and wonder why young people don't want kids or aren't excited about their babies. Y'all act like your lives ended! That there's no more sparkle and ambition in your eyes after kids. Most people don't like that.
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Yall can’t convince me a show with an all white cast in 2026 is the funniest thing ever
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